Me: why did the duck cross the road..? Hehheheh
Nootmare: shut up no one wants to hear your terrible jokes
Me: I said
Why. Did. The. Duck. Cross. The. Road?
Fruit loops: uhhh why..?
Me: so he could...
Go to the quack dealer heheheheh
Windows Explorer: Thats not even funny
Me: -goes outaide and slams door-
Everyone: wtf
Me: -knock knock-
Dream machine: Whos there?
Me: Madame
Dream machine: madame who?
Me: mAdAmE fOoTs CaUgHt In ThE gOd DaMn DoOr, OpEn Up-