Me: STORY TIME-Nootmare: You sound like that Thomas sanders guy-.- -sips le juice-
Me: -bitch slap- stfu
Nootmare: >:I
Me: Anyways, so in grade four-
Windows explorer: you mean when you were dumb?
Me: nOoO0o- -shoves everyone out-
Anyways when i was in grade four-
-slowly fades into a school yard like it does in those weird story videos-
Me + Friend: -hangin' out-
Grill: oMg
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-Back In Reality-Me: O shiz- what should i call my self..?
I GOT IT
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-Back to the story-Madeleine: oMg, TRASH PANDA, PATRICK IS GONNA PROPOSE TO YOUUUUU
Gracie: YEAH HE IS
Me: Nahhh bish, i'm ugly as hell-
Elise: HE IS, HE'S ALSO IN A SUIT, YA'LL SHOULD RUN
Me: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh:) Brainy lets go back to hanging out:3
Brainy: sure:3
-Group of guys come out of da alley beside our school-
Martha: We told you-.-
Girls: -giggling-
Me: o-o
Patrick: -comes over-
My mind: ETEHKXJENAIKDFJDNFJJCKVNV WTH IS HAPPENING RN!?!??! WHY IS HE IN A SUIT!?!??! OMFG IS HE GETTING ON HIS FUKKING KNEE!??!?!
Patrick: -gets down on his knee and pulls out a ring from his suit pocket-
My mind: I fukking 9 leave me alone-
Brainy: o-o
Girls: -fed up with this bs-
Patrick: will you merry me..?
Girls: -grab me and drag me across the school yard as the boys chase us-
Brainy: Your gonna die:I
Me: wHyY mE!?!??
Mya: -punches patrick in the face vuz she was a bit behind-
Patrick: -gets bloody nose-
Me: Oh shi-
Cole: lOoK, HE GOT A BLOODY NOSE JUST TO GET TO YOU!!!!!
Me: uuhh-
-bell rings-
Me: oH, the bell rang gotta go:D -runs to class with friend-
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-the end-Me: Moral of the story...
Sometimes the bell does save you-
Ink blob: hA-
Me: i also ended up crying later that day because i was being teased about it and i didnt like the attention:I
The dudes also dating on of my friends now- .w.
bYeE3e-
(These names were all randomly generated. except Trash Panda and Brainy-)