The Demonic Hero

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I would suggest watching the video first if you never heard it. This would probably make sense if ya did. But here we go!

Izuku's POV

3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room but bad luck, got me messed up. I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now! See I was walking while Lolli was talking, I remembered something. I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing. Then she said, "I'm finna go to the mansion."
I shrugged and I turned around back to the school but then who did I found?

Bakugo!

Oh no! This not who I want to see so I was running until I saw an opening. Which happened to be the girl's locker room and now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! She's approaching the locker.....they're done practicing soccer.....she's opening the locker!  Wish there was some way to block her.

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So Momo pull me out of the locker talking 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?"
I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?"
She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?"

I'm like, "You"
She like, "Who?"
I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up let me explain all the shit I've been going through! Now let's start over, my name’s Izuku, it’s nice to meet you ladies"

She flicked her finger on my forehead and said, "Cut that bullcrap Izuku, we know that you've been acting shady.....so listen close, cause this what we are gonna do. When someone is creeping, we call in Mina"
Not Mina!
"Yes Mina"
Oh no, Mina looks like a cotton candy fluff! Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds. She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish...the roof caved in, and on top of her, oh my God, it’s All Might!

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3:47, in All Might's room. This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon....He was talking 'bout, "Peaceful times, no villain attack for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts. I was in the A.C. hunting for All for one, I swear to God" Crossing my arms I said "Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update"
"I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" All Might said holding up a gold locket. "We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we" I yelled standing up.

"Izuku, if my new woman hear about this, she gonna leave!"

Choo!

"Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a All for one.."
Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting. And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary.....when he opened the door, the villain  turned out to be pro hero Midnight!

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So I’m, speeding down the street reaching for my phone about to have a fit. I’m calling the one girl who can help me out of this mess...

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Come on Lolli, I need you to pick up the damn phone right now....

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And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts!

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The dude that picked up wasn’t Lolli, it was Bakugo!

"Hello?"

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I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone but, the doors are open, smells like potpourri....I walk in and what do I see? Lolli and Bakugo playing Risk!

"I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully?
What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?!"
Lolli was like, "Listen" but I cut her off "no no, no no no.."
"I can explain"
"Well then, go ahead and explain yourself."

Then Bakugo jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it. See her dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic"
I was like, "Amen."
Lolli was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk!"
"I love Risk too!"
"Damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif-"
I was cut off by All Might kicked in the door waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Inko came in and said, "Yagi baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing.....the very same locket.

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Now we all on the floor feeling clueless....it’s hard to believe that Inko was banging All Might. Then All Might says, "It’s been a hell of a day.....I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?"

And Inko was like, "But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place. And All Might said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight"
With a towel wrapped around him, Nedzu came out and said, "Baby is everything okay?"

"Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then All Might starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet
Then Aizawa fell out, cried, "Nedzu, how could you be so dishonest?"
Inko screamed, now Aizawa  pager's flashing blue
He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing Present Mic is in the room! Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout.

Then, All Might started laughing....just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing. He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had. Inko, Aizawa and Endeavor and this new couple Kate and Ted. They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing. So we snuck out while they was laughing-

"Izuku, I don't know why you're telling me this and why you're singing the whole story? But you're going to be late for UA." Slendy said pinching the bridge of his nose. "Okay singing was probably a bad idea but come on! That's a crazy story right?" I said grabbing my bookbag.

"Wait so......did All Might kill Midnight?" Jeff asked scratching his head. "The SCHOOL Jeff!" Slender replied as I headed out the door before they could argue more.

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So I thought up this idea at 3am....

And this chapter has nothing to do with the plot. Just a gift to yall awesome people. If ya noticed I changed some words so it can fit. I bet nobody can sing this version of it though.

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-BATIM35