MAD • Joker x Harley Quinn (Book 1) ✓

4: Surprise

♛H.Q.♛

• chapter four | Surprise

"Frost!"

I flinched in the middle of me drinking a cup of coffee on the pink sofa.

I begged puddin' to get a pink sofa since almost everything in the house is black and gold. And this sofa was just the only pink, besides my bedroom that I barely sleep on. Since I only sleep there whenever he gets upset with me.

He walked out of the front door, brushing his fingers through his perfect green hair. He just came back from meeting his men, and now he looks stressed. He watched him groan and shout again, "Frost!" He called out louder, slamming the front door close.

"Don't slam the door, puddin'." I stated, sighing as I continued drinking coffee.

Frost then came running from downstairs where Joker's lair, "Yes, Mister J?"

"I've been calling you again and again!" Joker yelled and slammed his hands against the dining table, making me and Frost flinch because of his sudden anger. I watched from the living room, legs crossed on the couch, and my hair in two loose pigtails, separating the blue and pink of my hair. He then took a deep breathe in and calmed himself, running his hands on his hair again. "Batman  injured two of our men because they weren't anywhere near successful." He spoke in a calm voice, before his hands gripped onto Frost's shirt, "Because they didn't understand the plan!"

I sighed and felt sorry for Frost, so I had to stop what I was doing and got in their conversation. I held onto Frost's shoulder to get both of their attention and gave him a smile, "Go and deal with something downstairs, I'll take care of him." I said, which Frost obeyed and only left after giving a small bow and went back to whatever he was doing down puddin's Lair.

Puddin' breathed in and out deeply, controlling his temper. I only patted him on his chest, trying to help him calm down, "Hey, baby, calm down."

"How am I suppose to calm down?" He asked in a raised voice, and it was fine with me since I'm used to it. "The plan was perfect enough to take Batman down! And those two wimps just had to ruin it!"

I then held both of his hands and caressed them, before pulling him gently towards the living room, he didn't have a choice but to obey me.

We both walked towards the couch, and pushed him softly to sit down so he could relax. I went behind him and began massaging his head and down to his shoulders. And it satisfied me when he let out a groan of relaxation. "See? Just relax, let Frost take care of it for you."

He closed his eyes and chuckled, "Ya really know what to do, babe." He said, making me giggle.

"I know everything about ya!" I said proudly and kissed his cheek. "But what I don't know is where you're always off to and never let me go with you." I pouted.

It was true though, I'm often locked inside the house, the people doesn't even know me yet and so does Batman. It's like he's keeping me hidden.

"Honey, baby.." He coos, "We talked about this." He spoke, a small groan leaving his lips. His arms then wrapped around my waist and pulled me to his lap, straddling me like his baby.

I laid my head on his chest and sat there comfortably, I'm always comfortable whenever we cuddle. "I'm sorry for asking that again, puddin'..." I stated as my finger plays with his gold chain and traced down to his bare chest that was revealing.

"It's alright, baby." He stated, smiling at me as he played with my hair. "Oh and I've got a little surprise for you."

I then smiled widely and sat up from his lap, now wrapping my legs around his waist and cheered, "What is it?" I wondered in excitement.

"You're gonna have to wait." He chuckled, and that small chuckle turned into a mischievous smirk, "And you're gonna have to earn it."

I then pouted, "No fair."

"It's fair." He laughed before pulling me into a deep kiss.

I widened my eyes with his sudden eagerness, but then I melted and wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him right back.

His hands wrapped around my waist, caressing my back since I only wore a black tank top and a pair of shorts. I moaned a little, a I could tell he enjoyed the small noise I made that made him grip onto my hair gently. I grunted a bit, but our tongues continued to fight for dominance, our lips being one.

Damn, I forgot that he is the merciless clown of Gotham City.