MAD • Joker x Harley Quinn (Book 1) ✓

20: Off

♛H.Q.♛

• chapter twenty | Off

For some reason, Puddin' was still on bed with me when I woke up.

I felt his arm wrapped on my body, his face rested at the crook of my neck, feeling his hot breath on my neck send shivers all over me. "Puddin'.." I called, shifting my body to face him. I caressed his cheek, admiring his peaceful sleeping figure in front of me, before I ran my hands through his green hair and planted a small peck on his lips, making him groan a little.

"Five more minutes, babe.." he groaned and pulled me closer to him, nuzzling onto me.

"Ya have work, Puddin'." I grunted and pushed his face away, "C'mon, wakey, wakey." I giggled, ruffling his ruffled hair.

"Nah, Imma take a day off." He chuckled and pushed me against the bed before he rested his head on my chest and started snoring once more. "Now, let's sleep even longer."

I love it whenever he acts like this, acting like a total baby. I giggled at him before I wrapped my hands around his neck, "Babe, what's gotten into ya to take the day off, huh?"

"Don't ya want me here? Protecting ya?" He mumbled, pouting as he did.

"Of course I want ya here! I'm just curious why." I smiled. "And ya don't need to protect me."

"I do need to, since Batman and Robin knows about ya now, and most of the people in Gotham knows ya too and who ya belong to." He said, looking up at me with a smirk, "So, might as well guard the Queen."

I then rolled my eyes and giggled, "Jackson and Rocco is here to protect me, Puddin'." I replied, "And I don't want to be the reason ya couldn't get Batsy."

"It would be any never will be." He said as he then went up to me and gave me a deep kiss.

I let a small moan as he kissed me even deeper, my legs wrapping around his waist and pulled me even closer to him. His hand went up my cheek, while the other, under my ass, lightly squeezing it.

We pulled away from our deep kiss. But as I was taking short breaths, he gave kisses onto my neck, loving how he does it, I stretched my neck even wider, letting him have even more access on my neck. He started sucking on the nape of my neck, leaving a hickey right on that spot.

He pulled away and gave me a devious smirk before biting his bottom lip sexily, "Why don't we enjoy today together, hm?" He was about to take off my top, but I slapped his hand away before he even could.

"Ah-ah-ah, you're reeking with alcohol all over your breath and body." I complained, furrowing my eyebrows at him with a pout.

He then furrowed his non-existent eyebrows as well at me, "Then we'll just have to take a shower together." He smirked before he suddenly scoops me off of the bed and took me to the bathroom.

"Puddin'!" I squealed onto his arms as he walked us in the bathroom.

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I was the first one to walk out of the bathroom with a pink towel around my body.

I threw on a white tank top, and only wore his pair of boxers. I giggled at my look.

I then saw Mister J got out of the bathroom, a black towel wrapped around his waist as he walked straight to his dresser. I was still facing the mirror, watching him through the reflection.

I turned to him once he puts on his Arkham sweatpants, and lets his upper body be bare. It feels comfortable for him, he said once. So, I respected that. I ran up to him and jumped onto his back, immediately wrapping my arms around his neck with a giggle.

He cooperated quickly and lets my legs wrap onto his waist as he held under my butt, supporting me from falling off of his back.

"Why in the world are ya wearing one of my boxers?" He questions with a small smirk on his face.

"Because it's comfy." I simply replied with a giggle. "And it looks cute on me, honestly."

"Everything looks cute on ya, pumpkin pie."