MAD • Joker x Harley Quinn (Book 1) ✓

43: Close Encounters

♛ H.Q.♛

• chapter forty-three | Close Encounters

I then placed down a Red number 7 card after Pamela placed a Red card.

"Let's change it!" She giggled as she placed a Green number 7.

I only got 5 more cards, 3 Blue, 1 Red, and a plus 2 Yellow card.

I then sighed, I'm forced to take cards until I get a Green card. "Damn it.." I mumbled as I took my time to take cards until I got any Green ones.

And the Uno Gods had heard my call and gave me a plus 4 card!

I proudly placed down the card with a smile. I looked down at my deck before I stated the color I wanted. I draw another 5 cards until I got that special card, and now, Red is more than any other color I got. "Change color to Red!" I smirked.

Pamela then lets out a sigh before she began to draw 4 cards. I then placed down a Red card, before she did right after.

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"Hah! I won!" Pamela shouted, jolting up from the floor and raising her arms up in the air and pointed her finger at me, "In your face, hun!"

I pouted, sighing in defeat as I then threw my remaining 3 cards. "Damn.." I frowned before I glared at her, "Ya just got lucky."

"Luck is on my side when I play Uno!" She took out her tongue, mocking me.

I then sighed and just crossed my arms on my chest, "Let's go shopping." I smiled.

Just by that suggestion, I'm risking everything. I'm risking getting beat up by my boyfriend, I'm risking my identity, I'm risking Red's identity, too.

But, what do they expect from a Harley Quinn? The Joker's girlfriend? The Queen of Gotham City?

And besides, I want to get recognized by millions, by the whole world like my Puddin' is. I want to be known and feared.

"Are you hearing what you're saying, Harl?" Pammy asked, raising her eyebrows at me as she sat down on the couch, looking down at me. "Joker would kill me if I let you out of this house."

I then scoffed, shrugging, "He's not here, Red. Besides, I'll risk it." I mocked, giving her a smug smirk before I stood up and grabbed her hand and yanked her off of the couch. "C'mon!"

"Harley!" She yelped as she was being dragged by me.

"Where are you and Miss Ivy going, Miss Quinn?" Jonny asked, stopping us both from leaving the front door.

"We're just going out, Jonny. You don't need to come with." I smiled at him before I walked pass him, still dragging Pamela with me. "And don't tell Mistah J." I winked at him before we hopped in the blue Lambo that is parked inside the Garage.

"You know how to drive?"

I glared at Pam and clicked my tongue, "I'm not that useless, Pam-pam." I rolled my eyes before I turned on the engine of the car and started to drive off of the house.

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"Ooh, look at that, Pam-pam!" I pointed at the mannequin wearing a black lingerie.

Now just by looking at it, I can imagine myself wearing it for Puddin'.

I grabbed Pamela's hand and dragged her inside the shop, a shop filled with Lingerie. Sexy underwear. And surprisingly, bondage harnesses.

"What can I get you ladies?" One of the sales ladies walked up to me and Ivy.

"I would like to buy that." I pointed at the black lingerie on the mannequin, but this one is different.

It revealed too much skin, the lacey undergarment was only covering up the private parts and nipples. At the back, it was almost like a string only. Puddin' will love it!

"Anything else?" The woman questions, smiling at me.

Obviously I'm not yet recognized. If I was, all of the people would be running away from me.

"And a bondage harness."

"I'll be right with you in a moment with your things." And with that, she walked off to the back of the shop, getting the harness and my lingerie I picked.

Pamela then tapped my shoulder, which made me turn around and face her, "I'll be off to the restroom." She said before she ran out to the public restroom.

I only stood there, waiting for the sales lady and for Ivy. But, then I got bored so I started walking around the shop, seeing many different Lingerie, but not all are my type.

Suddenly, I felt someone grabbed my shoulders and covered my mouth so that I was unable to scream. In an instant, I elbowed the person, it felt like he was so damn strong, he's a fucking dude!

Once he arched to hold his abdomen, I turned around and kicked him in his crotch and punched his face, sending him flying off. "What the hell!" I shouted, now seeing the guy on the floor groaning in pain.

He slowly sat up, then got on his feet before he glared at me and ran off. "Hey!" I shouted again as I ran and followed him out of the store.
I watched him get out of my sight, with me breathing heavily and confused, "Who the fuck was that?"

"Everything alright, Miss?" I turned around and saw the Sales lady holding a paper bag, assuming the Lingerie and the Harness was inside, I looked at Pamela who was just walking towards me.

I then turned back to the woman and swiftly grabbed the bag and ran off, grabbing onto Pamela's hand and dragged her out of the mall. "Hey, thief!" The lady yelled.

But then, I stopped and looked at her, "I'm not a thief, sweetie." I stated, smiling, before smirking, "The name's Harley Quinn! The Joker's one and only girlfriend!" I laughed before running off completely, leaving everyone else in the mall overwhelmed by my presence.