The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

Nightmares and hot wings

(Btw she's cartoon Harley so she looks like the book cover)

Y/n POV

Y/n dreamt of being in a better place.....a city where people where happy and he and his family would be together....it turned bad quickly

Something started to burn until the whole city was ablaze with one thing in the middle, it's glowing dark red eyes visible as it smacked someone away

The person came to rest in front of y/n and they gasped when they saw the blue suit with the red S on it

"No"
Nobody could beat Superman......at least he thought that

The thing with the red eyes fought someone else in flashes of green  until a man in a green suit was tossed next to Superman, next a man in red with a lightning bolt

He recognized them as hero's......he didn't know many of them but he knew they shouldn't lose

Then he saw a green girl with red hair as she was tossed aside
She was speaking to herself
"No.....the league.....Connor, robin....."

She was hit by lasers from the things glowing red eyes

Y/n then saw the mad jester herself as she strolled towards him

"Hey kid......wake up!"

Y/n felt them being shaken and opened their eyes to see the woman in red and black, she was still wearing her suit and mask with a big crazy smile

Y/n of course was terrified and jumped back

"Hey it's breakfast.....I'm just realizing I don't have any food so do you wanna just order something?"

The woman spoke like it was completely normal

"W-w-who are y-y-you?"

She looks at him confused
"You don't know me?"

"I-I-I've seen you on tv but that's it"

"Well the name is Harley, Harley Quinn, now do you want some pizza, maybe Chinese....we can order wings from super babes.....or maybe we can get some burgers "

Y/n was so confused on what was happening, why was she feeding him, on the tv they called her a crazy murder

Y/n looks down
"I-I-I don't know "

Harley Shrugs
"Wings it is"

She grabbed her phone and made the call

Harley pov

Harley got on her phone and called up superbabes and got two jumbo boxes of wings, some large sodas and a big box of bread sticks

She hung up and yawned before turning and looking at the kid, his gold necklace caught her eye

"What's that?"

He instantly put a hand over so nobody could steal it

"Calm down.....I'm not gonna take it"

She sighs and leaves it be

"M-m-my momma gave it to me......"

Harley smiles
"Where is she?"

"Dead......mommy and daddy are .....sniff......are"

The kid started crying

Harley didn't like to see him cry, his bright eyes looked better happy

She sighs
"Well at least you got hot wings coming, they always make me feel better "

The child sniffed but she swore she heard the tiniest laugh

She had done it!! Making them laugh was always the first step in any plan

She walked to the church and tried to wrap her arms around him, he probably out of fear jumped and covered his face

Harley smiles and dose it again this time she catches him and holds him until he stops struggling

She lets him go only for bud and Lou walking over and comforting him in a hyena way by nuzzling him

He was scared at first but slowly pet the two
As Harley watches happily

With a knock at the door and an explosion in the street she knew the food was here

"Yes foods here, you hungry?"

Y/n was freaking out and cowering at the sound of the probably super fight or of the batman doing crap

She opened the door to find a cute delivery woman who was dressed........like Harley

Damn that stupid restaurant......they make people pretend to be me!

The girl even mimicked Harleys voice in a way that wasn't very good but you knew she was trying her best......that is until she finally looked Harley in the eyes

"I.....I....I..."

"I believe those are our hot wings?"

"Y-y-yeah"

She handed them over
"Here you go!"
She tried to rub off but Harley stopped her

"Hey!...........so I Ow you like what 60 bucks "

She fished her red and black wallet out and handed the money over to the scared girl and reviving her food

"Thanks!"
She shut the door and put the food on the counter

She looks Dow at the kid

" eat up........hey what's your name? "

"I-I-I-I'm y/n "

(Alright, I'm stumped for the kid's powers, it's just hard to decide, the ones I really like are a clay face like thing but since he's young he doesn't have all the powers, energy projections, elemental, a speedster, help me!)