The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

HA HA HA

Harley
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Harley carried the sleeping boy back into her apartment smiling that she could finally be home

She took them to the room and set the child down so they lay against Lou, she used bud as her pillow and smiles wide

"Home sweet home

*the next morning *

Harley awoke and found y/n still sleeping, she got up smiling and went to the kitchen looking in her pantry and fridge and finding she still had no food, damn she needed to go grocery shopping

Instead she decided to call up a sandwich place, she didn't know what y/n would want so she went with the best sub, a ham with lettuce, onions, and provolone cheese, all baked on an Italian bread, at least that was what she thought was the best, she got herself a bread bowl with broccoli and cheese soup

The food was delivered by a girl, thankfully not dressed like Harley this time

"That'll be......"

She stopped talking as she looked at Harley

Harley patted her on the head
"It's alright, I'm not gonna hurt you, now how much do I give you?

"15$ ma'am "

Harley gave her a 20 and shut the door
"Clay boy, wake up, breakfast is ready "

She called out

Y/n exited the room rubbing his eyes and yawning
"Morning m....Harley "

Harley almost missed it, what did y/n all most say?

She got distracted and looks at y/ns hand that had come back
"Looks like your back in one piece "

She said laughing making them both smile, they are their food happily until a knock came from her front door

She opened it and let ivy into her home

"Hey red, isn't it great to be free without escaping beforehand?"

"Yes it is crazy"

Harley laughs and invites her in

"Hey do you still have all that furniture and stuff I bought a while back?"

"No that's in cat's car"

A silky voice sounds from the window
"And their taking up a lot of room in my car, I'll help you unpack "

They spent a good 30 minutes unpacking greatly aided by ivy's vines that supported much of the weight

As they got everything set up ivy finally had a couch, a tv and .....oh crap what happened to the bed?

She looked for them but came up empty
"Selina....where's they beds?"

"Oh right....um...yeah I lost those"

"How the hell do you lose a bed?"

Harley sighs
"At least I have cheesy TV"

She flipped on the TV for the first time to find something that horrified her to the bone, the voice that crept from her TV scared the living hell out of her, she put her arms around y/n holding him close for comfort

"Hello my dear Harley, BOO HA HA HA , I can see it, your terrified, you should be, you have failed me for the last time, Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile HA HA HA, your a joke without me, now I'm going to deliver the punchline real soon"

The TV returned to a regular channel

Harley had tears falling from her face
"No....I won't let him hurt me again, not again, not again"

Harley looks to her friends her eyes lingering on ivy for long seconds
"We'll help you harls, even if it's the death of us"

Harley smiles and hugs ivy as well, holding perhaps a tiny bit linger then necessary