The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

Reunion

Harley pov

Harley woke up early the next morning grabbing her phone and calling up her old gal palls

First she called ivy

The phone rang for a good three rings before she picked up

"Hello? Who is this?"

"Hey ivy, long time no see"

A warm laugh came from the other side of the phone

"Hello Harley, it's good to hear from you"

Harley smiles, ivy had always given her a warm feeling when they talked

"You to red, hey you free? I have a ton to catch you up on"

She paused for a second then laughs
"Yes I'm free, where should we meet?"

"Gotham apartments, floor 3 room 237"

"See ya there harls "

Harley laughs at the nickname ivy had given her a long time ago

"See ya red"

She hung up smiling before she dialed Selina

She answered on the first ring
"Who is this"

"It's me, Harley "

"Oh hello crazy lady"

"Hi, anyways I was wondering if you would like to hang out and ivy, if you ain't busy that is"

"I'll be there, and I already know where you live, I saw you move in a few days ago "

"Ok stalker, see ya there"

She sat in her living room waiting when she heard a small yawn, she looked over to see y/n had woken up and walked into the living room

Harley smiles looking at him
"Morning sunshine "

He smiles a tiny little smile
"H-hi"

She stands and stretched
"Oh just do you know kid a few of my friends are coming over today, please don't be to freaked out when they get here"

Y/n already looked nervous
"Are they mean?"

"Not usually, unless you make them mad"

Y/n looked scared to death, Harley smiles
"You can hide in the room if you want"

"T-t-thank you"

He ran back to the room to hide, Harley waited a few more minutes before there was a knock at the door, she opened it to find Selena and Ivy both wearing sunglasses and hats along with mostly inconspicuous clothes, only you could still see ivys green skin and Selena wore her big red goggles

Harley smiles and hugs them both
"I missed you two!"

Ivy smiles like a mom and pats Harleys back
"We missed you to"

They both came in taking off the hats and glasses
"So why are you in this dump? Doesn't the joker have nicer places?"
Asked Selena

Harley lost her smile
"I left that bastard, I'm never going back, if he comes after me.....I'll kill him, I'm having my own life now "

Ivy had a happy smile, She had encouraged Harley to leave the joker for forever now

Harley smiles back
"I'm far happier then I've been in years, and I've got something other than crime keeping me busy "

"And what's that? Arts and crafts?"

"No.....hold on I'll see if he wants to come out here"

"He?"

Harley ran into the other room finding y/n sitting on the floor, he looks up at Harley

"Hey kiddo, I was wondering if you could come meet my friends, there not scary"

Y/n wasn't sure about that

"Come on, if you get to scared just squeeze my hand real tight and you can go back in here, ok?"

Y/n nods
"Good"

Harley reaches out her hand and y/n took it holding on like it was a life line

She walked out and y/n and he hid behind her still holding her hand

Ivy tried to peak around Harley and her eyes went wide
"Um.....Harley, who's that?"

"This is y/n"

Ivy didn't lose her confused expression
"And where and how did you get him?"

Selina tilted her head
"What a cute little kitten "

Harley told the story of how she found y/n watching ivy's expression get more confused

"And you just took them in? Off the street?"

"Yeah, got a problem?"

Ivy sighs rubbing her eyes
"I'm sorry to say this Harley, but you aren't qualified to take care of them"

Harley scowls
"Excuse me?"

Ivy face palms
"We are criminals and villains, our world is to dangerous for him, and on top of that you don't know how to raise a child, your not quite mentally put together either"

Harley glares
"I'm a doctor, spent years in school learning how to take care of peoples minds, I'm perfectly qualified!"

Ivy rolls her eyes
"And your criminal history, how can you lead a normal life with that hanging over
you Hmm?"

Harley sighs, she hatted when ivy was right witch was almost always

A small voice chirps from behind Harley
"Harley is nice, I wanna stay with her"

Selina awwws smiling While ivy only looked at him

"Kid....we're bad people, all of us....we do bad things, we hurt people....."

"That doesn't mean you can't be nice "

Harley smiles ruffling his hair making him laugh

"Anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to go shopping with me, I need furniture and I need a TV, also I'll be looking for a job"

"What kind of job?" Asked Selina

"A legal one, I want to keep making money even if I already have a lot, it's what normal people do "

Selina and ivy nod as they get their disguises back on, they were very bad at hiding and Harley didn't even try, she wore her costume just without her mask and hat wither her blond, pink and blue hair in twin pony tails on the side of her head

"Let's go"

She grabbed y/ns hand as they all exited the building together walking out the front door

Megan pov

Megan has her turns monitoring the Quinn lady when she saw two people go into the building and later come out with Harley and the child in tow

She ran the facial identification that confirmed it was Harley and the two others were poison ivy and cat woman

"ROBIN!"

She yells getting his attention

"What?"

She shows him the computer
"It's bad guys and it looks like there going somewhere "

He nods
"Get the bio ship ready, we're gonna go get her"

He ran off getting Connor, Wally and aqua lad, Artemis was already ready as they all piled onto the ship
"Let's get em"

( 1061 words boys and girls)