The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

Punchline

Harley
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Harley and her Suicide squad were ready for almost anything, Harley had 2 big ol guns in her hands and a hammer on her back pulse one special gun strapped to her boot

They were quite as they made there way into the jokers base, they were on his turf, this had them at a disadvantage but when you put together a group of crazy people, super powered criminals, professional hit men, a literal monster and a drunk Aussie there wasn't much they couldn't handle

But the joker out crazied them all, they had entered through a explosive boomerang to the front door, Harley knew the joker, he wouldn't run from this, but he would try to kill them, they hadn't tried to sneak in because the joker would know anyways, as crazy as he was he's an evil genius, and any idiot could put up motion sensors

As soon as they walked past the smoking hole in the front door a giant metic wall slammed up cutting off their exit

A voice boomed out of an intercom sickening Harley at the sound
Joker: haaaaaarrrrrrllllyyyy, I'm very disappointed in you my dear

Harley shook her head

"stick to the plan, we can do this"

"why don't you just do what you always do Harley? Fall back into my arms as soon as I snap my fingers like an obedient little thing"

The clown asked

Harley growls and raised her had cannon pointing it at the speakers and shooting it to shut the clown up

Ivy put a hand on Harleys shoulder

"lets go"

The whole base was like a giant funhouses, a maze made of mirrors With creepy clowns everywhere

"WATCH OUT!"

Deadshot pushed boomerang out of the way as a saw blade swung out of one of the walls, it missed boomerang and left a gash across his left arm

The little joker doll attached to the saw laughed with glee
Deadshot: ow, shit

"hahaha!"

Deadshot shrugged it off

" it's not my shooting arm, I'm fine "

The kept moving avoiding various other traps, mostly blades and hammers until they stumbled into an odd hallway

It had a bunch of paintings on the walls, all of the jokers enemies

Harley saw ivy, herself and the rest of the Suicide squad, she also saw bats, supes, all of the justice league

A few had red X's slashed through them, one of the previous robins, one was a guy name kite man, and finally Harley saw her own picture with a slash through it

It was a bad omen to be sure but they pressed on

As they found themselves in a new room they saw a wall of graffiti with the same words over and over again

HA HA HA

"when I'm done I'll turn the crocodile into some new shoes, and I'll turn the plant girl into a salad"

The wall opened and a dozen goons got out wave with a wide smile painted across their face

Harley didn't hesitate as she brought up her guns and shot at the goons killing a few

Deadshot shot the wall next to them ricocheting the bullet so it went through goons 3 heads

Croc ran at them ignoring the gun shots and clamping his jaws on one of their heads before grabbing a second one and smashing his head on the ground