The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

friends in low places

Batman
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Batman wasn't confused just mildly surprised that Harley had come to him for help, he grabbed her so she would stop shaking him and sighs

"The joker is back"

"Yes that's what I just said keep up bag boy!"
Harley seemed to be more irritable then usual, although that was understandable

Harley
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Harley didn't have time for all of this, she needed help with the joker now, like right now

Batman glares at her for a second

"How do I know this isn't a trick to get the league into more trouble then we are already in? "

Harley sputtered for second

"You really think I would do something like that? I have a kid to look after, I don't give a damn about your stupid league, if you won't help me then I'll get someone else "

Batman wasn't used to Harley being like this, all she seemed to care about was that kid, nothing else

"Come on ivy, this isn't going to help us"

Harley walked away from batman with ivy following close behind leaving a confused Batman standing on the roof

They returned to Harleys apartment where y/n was laying in cat woman's lap sleeping with cat woman watching TV

"Welcome back, how did it go?"

"That guy is useless"

"That bad huh?"

Cat woman laughs while petting the sleeping y/ns head

"You know if I had gone I could have convinced bats to help"

Ivy gaged
"That's gross"

Cat woman just smiles and shrugs
"What can I say? The big bat just has a thing for me"

Harley sighs
"We're just gonna need.....other help"

She gets on her phone, there were 5 people she could call, they might help

Dead shot still owed her a few favors, boomerang was usually in America around this time of year, croc was in the sewers somewhere, Diablo had sworn off this kind of thing and was in hiding but maybe he could help to

She sighs, she didn't have many friends who liked her all that much, all of theses friends had become that out on necessity under Waller

We're they actually her friends at all?

She sighs, she needed help, joker was the most dangerous person she could think of, more dangerous then the justice league, then the legion of doom, then anyone

So she texted them all and waited for a response

It was nearly an hour before someone texted back

Deadshot: so crazy, we're going on another suicide Mission? Let me get my things, then we can start

Harley smiles, at least she had one more friend