The mad jester (Harley Quinn x child reader)

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Robin
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Robin knew it was a really bad sign that he had been called up to the watch tower

As he enters the conference room an object made of glass shatters next to his head, it seem Wonder Woman was upset

Batman sighs
"Full report on what happened when you brought Harley Quinn in , have it prepared before noon, you need to take it to Gordon"

"Batman, we didn't do...."

"That's enough robin"
Wonder Woman cut him off

Green lantern stood
"I know you guys wanna be us but this is a whole different matter, you should have come to us, you should have gathered evidence, we're not the vigilantes we used to be,we can't hide like we used to"

They all looked so disappointed in him, and in his team

"Gather up your team, along with your report your being sentenced to 1 month in belle rev, your lucky we could get you as short as we did but this is an order that you can't refuse, and if you do.....we will bring you in ourselves "
Batman and the league stood

Robin couldn't believe this, he couldn't

"My team is going to prison for this?"

"And you will also need to return y/n, the child you took back to Harley Quinn "

"WHAT?!"

"This is the law we fight for, what's the point of fighting for it if we don't follow what it says to do"

Red tornado walked to him
"It is illogical to argue, I have been assigned to make sure you comply "

Artemis
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Artemis was shocked by the news
"We're going to prison for this? I'm the one who voted against taking the kid!"

"Speaking of the kid, we're returning them to Harley Quinn as well "

"I'll get them"
Megan says about to fly away but Artemis stops her

"No, I'll get em, you guys already scare them enough"

She went to the detention cell to find the kid sleeping
She could see the kids arm had heald a tiny bit but still only had a jagged cracked and clay looking stump instead of a hand

She sighs, this was the teams fault, not the league, not bat man, not even the joker or Harley, it was this team

She lightly wrapped on the glass waking the kid before opening it

"Hey kid, I'm really sorry about what's been going on, I'm so so sorry, but your going home now"

Y/n
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Y/n felt a glint of hope, he might not have liked the bad people who took him but the one with the bow wasn't all bad, on his first day she had given him a blanket and a pillow then some food

She held out a small object to him, it looked like the green arrow symbol she had on her shirt
"Here, this is a signal, it's connected to this"

She held up another one
"And to one my.......uncle has, so if your in real danger and Harley can't help you then you need to signal me ok?"

The child nods

"Alrighty, let's get you home"

The green skinned woman brought them to the same ship he had been taken in before

They flew for a little bit before landing and they got out

They handed a bunch of papers to a guy with a mustache and y/n was lead away by a police woman

"Come on kid, a crazy woman is looking for you"

Harley
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Harley paced nervously around the police station, she had been here many times but this was the first time without cuffs

She looks over at red sitting in the corner
"Why is this taking so long?"

"Because your so hyper, sit, now"

Harley huffs and dose so but stops half way when she hears a familiar little voice

"Harley?"

She spun and ran to them picking them up and hugging them
"Y/n! I'm missed you so much"
She set him down only for red to walk over
(666 words)
And ruffle his hair
"You should have seen how hard she fought for you kid, it's like nothing I'd ever seen"

The press in the room recorded and took pictures of it all but were ignored by the reunion happening between the twos

She looks up at Harley and smiles
"Thank you crazy girl, you got us both out of their"

She hugs her making Harley turn red due to her not expecting that

Harley turns her attention back to y/n looking at his arm
"Ouch, I'd kick that kids ass if I could"

She reached into her bag and puke our a bag of clay that looked the same color as y/n would change
"this was what they gathered, we'll see what we can do to fix that when we get home"

She smiles putting an arm around him
"Come on, let's get to the apartment, I'll bet bud and Lou miss you to

The exited the police station and hitched cab towards the apparent, to Harleys surprise once they hit in the cab and the lights turned off she felt y/n lay his head on her lap

She couldn't help but smile
"Welcome home clay boy"