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OKAY SO. someone said kairi was gonna read mairi fanfics so if he does, i might crawl in a hole and die. if kairi ever reads this, i'm so sorry omg this fanfic is so mf cringy aAGHH.

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↪︎ kairi's pov.

i wake up this morning to the feeling of someone poking my arm. "yo would you fucking wake up kairi? it's already 1pm, you slept enough.", my annoying best friend mattia said as he gets on top of me and sits on my stomach. "bro what the fuck?!" i wheeze a little, this bitch be so damn heavy. "mattia what did you eat? why're you so heavy, lord."

he shows me this playful offended look as he smacks my head. "kairi, wake up before i tell your mom that you took one of her tampons." my eyes shot open, panicked a little. "mattia! you know i only took it because my nose was bleeding and we didn't have tissues!" that just caused him to laugh even more, that son of a bit-

"kids?" my mom knocks on the door before stepping in. i roll my eyes and wonder when she's gonna learn that you're supposed to wait until someone says 'come in' before, you know, actually coming in. "kairi! what are you still doing in bed! wake up already, mattia has been bothering me since 9am cause he was so bored. keep your guest company, love."

"okay ma. and good morning to you too."

right when my mom leaves, mattia lowered his hands, getting close to my stomach, and started fucking tickling me. "mattia! bitch s-stop! b-bro! mattia!" i gasp out as i keep laughing, tears in my eyes. he also laughs, finding me in pain quite amusing. this is mattia and i's friendship, for you guys.

↪︎ mattia's pov.

i'm in love with my fucking best friend. yup. me, mattia polibio, a 100% straight man, in love with a 5'4 cute little wasian troll. and on top of that, he's a boy. yeah, a male. he has a penis, last time i checked. how did this happen, you ask? well i sort of found out my feelings towards him were more than platonic because of a project my teacher made us do, a little over a year ago.

one year ago.

"mattia! kairi! that's not how you feed a baby! you don't shove food up it's butthole!" my teacher yelled at us, obviously furious. but kairi and i just wanted to have fun. what's so wrong in that? "i wanna see both of you guys in my office when the bell rings. we're gonna have a little talk." the teacher whispers as she walks by us, suddenly way calmer, while.. smirking. ew.

"is she planning on molesting us or some shit? why did she have to be so creepy about it?" kairi says to me, furrowing his eyebrows. "relax kairi, i bet she's just gonna call our parents or something." kairi sighs, rubbing his temples. "i don't get why we have to fucking take care of babies, i mean dolls, to pass. like i think we can survive without knowing how to take care of a baby."

"bruh if you start feeding your baby by shoving food up it's ass, i'm never talking to you again." he just laughs and rolls his eyes. the bell finally rings after a cruel 25 minutes and kairi and i were rushing to get out the class, so the teacher would hopefully forget today's incident happened. but my teacher being the fucking brat she is, blocks me and kairi's way to freedom. "yeah, i don't think so. did you forget our little meeting, boys?"

"mrs. min, mrs. min, mrs. min. i'm soooo sorry to tell you this, i'm still a minor, and you're married! our relationship would never work, the world would want us apart. but if you really wanna get freaky, like desperately, wink wonk, just call me later an-" i try my best not to bust a lung, but mrs. min obviously didn't find it funny. "mr. cosentino! that is not an appropriate discussion to be having here!"

"oh so you wanna talk at my house? yeah that's chill lemme just send you my address baby and we can get to wor-" our teacher quickly cuts him off by speaking. "i was thinking of just calling your parents, but obviously you guys' punishment deserves to be way worst than that. and i think i know exactly what to make you guys do." kairi and i look at each other and i can clearly see the slight worry in his eyes.

"you'll be taking care of my nephew, hope. he's 4 years old and he's the world's biggest brat. keep hope happy for the next week and you'll both get an 'a' on this assignment. get him all cranky and sad and you'll both get a fat 'f'. good luck! i'll be bringing him over at your house, mattia, and he'll be yours and kairi's for the week. have fun guys." and with that, she walks away, leaving all possibilities of kairi and i denying or opposing not possible.

"bro what just happened."

hi guys! hope you liked it ❤️  - n