[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Panty Thief Strikes Again

Day 201

Today seemed like an ordinary day for Destiny High, everyone thought that nothing bad would happen today but then a certain blonde haired nobody knocked on the change room doors.

"Xion! Larxene! Hurry up and get changed!…Xion?! Larxene?" Suddenly Xion and Larxene opened the door with their weapons summoned up and they tackled Roxas to the ground. "GIVE US BACK OUR PANTIES!!!"

Roxas could only blink. "…what?"

Lunch time

Before you ask what was happening the panty thief has striked again but this time every girl's panties were stolen.

"you're underwear was taken too?" Sephie asked.

"yep!" Kairi answered. "why would someone steal all the girl's panties"

Selphie shrugged. "probably just some pervert" All eyes fell on Axel.

"why are you looking at me?"

"did you take our panties?" Kairi asked.

"no way!"

"it's pretty strange" Riku said. "I was given a pair of panties for some reason" Xemnas's eyes widened.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH XION'S PANTIES?!!!" he yelled.

Riku looked at the panties. "they're Xion's?!!!"

"wait…if you have her panties then that means" Xemnas gasped. "YOU STOLE HER INNOCENCE!!!"

"I did not!" Riku yelled. "besides I was given these panties and I didn't even know they were Xion's thank you very much" Riku faced the others again. "that guy needs professional help" all eyes were on Riku. "what?"

"did you guys…y'know…?" Demyx was trailing off.

"I don't know" Riku glared at him.

"well…you have her panties…and she's been quite shifty around you lately, did you guys perhaps"

"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!" Riku yelled. The cafeteria was quiet while every eye was on Riku. He looked at the crowd and hid his face from the other tables.

"oh…well…why is Xion trying to stay away from you then?"

"I came on to her too fast" Riku sighed.

"what do you mean?" Kairi asked.

"YOU DID HAVE SEX WITH HER!!" Sora yelled. Every single pair of eyes stared at Sora.

"Sora!" Kairi yelled. "you don't yell these things out! There's going to be rumours spread about Riku and Xion about them doing it"

"we didn't 'do it'" Riku sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots"

"well then why is Xion ignoring you"

"I bought her some lilies and then I kissed her on the forehead…that's it"

"oh I see" Yuna said. "she's probably confused that's all, she doesn't hate you or anything"

"how can you tell?"

"I can tell quite clearly" Yuna smirked.

Period 6

Kuri was snooping around the gym.

"hey captain?" Paine asked.

"what is it?"

"why are we ditching class?"

"It seems as though the panty thief has returned and I'm going to investigate the case…AND GET MY PANTIES BACK!!"

"why are you two ditching class?" Zexion asked.