[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Operation: Spy on Date

Day 53

The World that never was

After the all those incidents he was in, Tidus had to go see professional help but now he's become a little scarier.

"hello Axel and Demyx" he said with a smile, "it's nice day today! Let's be friends"

Demyx woke up screaming his lungs out. "oh…it's just a dream" he thought.

Axel: Science lab

"hey Axel!" Leon waved,

"hey Squally" Axel said with no enthusiasm.

"I was going to ask Larxene out today, but I can't do it, can you help me?"

Axel woke up screaming. "oh… only a dream" he pulled the covers over his head.

Xemnas: hall

"hi Xemnas!" Xion waved.

"hello my daughter" he said while patting her head.

"guess what?!

"what?"

"I'm pregnant!!!"

Xemnas's eyes widened.

"OOOOOOHHHH MMMMMYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!" Xemnas woke up screaming while hugging Pooky.

Xemnas looked around his room and sighed heavily. "oh boy, it was just a dream"

Breakfast time

Xemnas, Axel and Demyx sat on the table in the kitchen of nothingness staring blankly at the girls.

"why are they looking at us?" Xion whispered.

"maybe you look like a clown!! HA!!" Larxene said and took a sip out of her juice.

"No.14?" Xemnas asked breaking the silence between the three. "Are you still a virgin?"

Xion spat out her drink. "what kind of question is that?!"

"just answer me"

"yes! I'm still a virgin!"

Xemnas sighed with relief. Axel pointed at Larxene. "Larxene, are you dating Leon?"

Larxene spat out her drink. "HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!!!!"

Everyone on the table stared at Larxene with widened eyes.

"OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE DATING THE PREVIOUS KING OF THE TENNIS CLUB?!!" the whole organization yelled.

"yeah, actually I was going on a date today"

"but don't you have school today?!" Xemnas asked.

"it's Saturday superior, there's no school on Saturday"

11 am

"Xemnas, are you approving on Larxene going on a date with Leon?" Vexen asked.

"well…yeah"

"wait…you mean, you let Larxene go on dates but I can't date til I'm 35?" Xion asked.

"yes but Xion, Larxene is a responsible woman and you'll probably end up getting knocked up like you did in my dream"

"what was that superior?!" Xion asked.

"nothing!" Xemnas said with shifty eyes. "and it's daddy to you!"

11: 15 am

"Xemnas has been acting pretty strange" Roxas said. "I mean he asked Xion something really weird this morning and he keeps calling us his children"