[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

The Cupid Squad

This is the 4th last chapter of SMHS

The nxt chapter has more Rion fluff but this one is just for those who really hate valentines. Personally I've never liked Valentines coz it's too cliche but then again I'm young and I've never been kissed or had a boyfriend.

Day 224

Today was a special day for Destiny high for all the love sick teenagers, for today was Valentines Day. The school was decorated with pink and red streamers, flowers, chocolates, streamers and other stuff.

Defence force: the bathrooms: 7 am

"Captain?" Paine asked. "why are we in the bathrooms at this time of day?"

"Today's Valentines day" Kuri answered.

"Sooo?" Yuna, Rikku and Paine said.

"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!" Kuri yelled and showed her teammates her laptop screen. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SUICIDE RATE IS LIKE ON VALENTINES DAY??!!!!"

"HOLY!!" Rikku yelled.

"We've got to do something" Yuna said. "but what can we do?"

"Operation: Cupid squad" Kuri smirked.

"What?" Paine asked sounding a little worried.

"Last night I developed love darts" Kuri grabbed a sack full of darts. "these darts could make anyone fall in love with the first person they see and that way no one gets left out on Valentines Day"

"YEAH!!" Rikku and Yuna jumped up and down with glee.

"…What have I gotten myself into?" Paine asked herself.

Before period 1

As our fellow 'Chinese kids' entered the school there were love sick people everywhere.

"Ewww" Roxas shuddered.

"Hey don't complain to me, it's not my fault no one could ever love you" Xion yelled.

"Ooouuuucchh" Larxene and Demyx chorused.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!" Axel yelled as four pair of eyes were on him. "umm…I mean…never mind"

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY" Some guy in a pink heart costume said as he popped right behind Xion almost scaring the crap out of her.

"The heck is that?" Demyx asked.

"I believe that's some geek in a costume" Zexion said.

"Guys it's me!" the boy in the costume said as he removed the top of the costume.

"Riku?" Axel asked looking up and down. "why are you in a costume"

"Because the defence force are on a love rampage" Everyone stayed quiet for a while and Riku sighed. "you see they've discovered that the suicide rate is higher on Valentines Day and so they are trying to pair up everyone by using these love darts. THEY EVEN PAIRED UP A CAT WITH A POTPLANT!!" He yelled as he pointed to a cat rubbing up against a pot plant.

"What's with the costume then?" Larxene asked.

"I'm promoting Valentines day"

"Llllaaaaammmeee" Demyx said.

"Alright I'm hiding from the fan girls and also the Defence force threatened me to wear it"

"You may be a girly looking man but you're still a man so grow some back bone!" Axel yelled.

"He doesn't look like a girl" Roxas said.

"Yeah he's more of a man than you'll ever be" Xion smirked.