Don't freak out. This is NOT the last chapter but this doesn't really count as part of the fan fiction. I decided to roll in all the News update chapters into the one chapter because they're very short.
interview 1: Xaldin
Namine: welcome to news update. I'm your host, Namine
Xaldin: …and I'm Xaldin. Why am I in here again?
Namine: because the news team didn't think you had a big enough roll in the story
Xaldin: OF COURSE I HAVE A BIG ROLL IN THE STORY!! I'M THE LUNCH MAN DAMN IT!!!
Namine: but we haven't seen you speak at all
Xaldin: observe
Video footage:
Xaldin sighed as he served Friday's soup. "I hate this job"
News Update:
Namine: that was only one line…you suck man
Xaldin: BETTER THAN NOT BEING IN THE STORY NAMINE!!!
Namine: but at least I get to host the news! Hmph
commercial break
Interview 2: The Exchange Student Defence Force
Namine: welcome back to News Update I am your host, Namine
Kuri: I am Kuri, Captain of the Exchange Student defense force!! (Poses)
Rikku: I am Rikku! Vice Captain!
Paine: I'm Paine
Yuna: I'm Yuna
Namine: now what made you want to join the defense force?
Paine: I was forced to join
Rikku heheheheh
Video
Paine was walking down the hall on the way to the Library until…
"AAAAHHHH!!!" Paine screamed as she was being kidnapped. "LET ME GO YOU (Dusk)!!"
"Relax! It's just me!" a strangely familiar voice said. Paine looked behind and saw…
"Rikku?! Why did you kidnap me?!"
Rikku Shrugged. "On to business! There's an exchange student hate club out to annihilate the exchange students"
"…And"
"Aaaannndddd the exchange student fan club has a defense force…"
"What does that have to do with me?"
Rikku bent down on one knee and held a blue bandana to Paine. "PLEASE JOIN THE DEFENSE FORCE PAINE!!!"
Paine took one look at the blue bandana and the puppy-eyed Rikku and said. "No"
Rikku's puppy eyes changed to dark, evil, glaring eyes. "If you don't join…" Rikku grabbed a folder and held out… "I'll email your baby pictures to everyone"
Paine's eyes widened. "You wouldn't!!"
"I would" Rikku smirked,
News Update
Paine: thanks a lot Rikku *glares*
Namine: and how about you girls
Yuna: I like the exchange students, they're nice…well some of them are and I want to protect them from the evil Leon
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[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School
FanficWhat happens when Xemnas gives Roxas, Axel, Xion, Larxene, Demyx and Zexion a mission to disguise as exchange students and collect hearts at the same time? Trouble that's what! Some pairings Warning: language and Tidus bashing... This is a copy and...