[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Namine's News Update!

Don't freak out. This is NOT the last chapter but this doesn't really count as part of the fan fiction. I decided to roll in all the News update chapters into the one chapter because they're very short.

interview 1: Xaldin

Namine: welcome to news update. I'm your host, Namine

Xaldin: …and I'm Xaldin. Why am I in here again?

Namine: because the news team didn't think you had a big enough roll in the story

Xaldin: OF COURSE I HAVE A BIG ROLL IN THE STORY!! I'M THE LUNCH MAN DAMN IT!!!

Namine: but we haven't seen you speak at all

Xaldin: observe

Video footage:

Xaldin sighed as he served Friday's soup. "I hate this job"

News Update:

Namine: that was only one line…you suck man

Xaldin: BETTER THAN NOT BEING IN THE STORY NAMINE!!!

Namine: but at least I get to host the news! Hmph

commercial break

Interview 2: The Exchange Student Defence Force

Namine: welcome back to News Update I am your host, Namine

Kuri: I am Kuri, Captain of the Exchange Student defense force!! (Poses)

Rikku: I am Rikku! Vice Captain!

Paine: I'm Paine

Yuna: I'm Yuna

Namine: now what made you want to join the defense force?

Paine: I was forced to join

Rikku heheheheh

Video

Paine was walking down the hall on the way to the Library until…

"AAAAHHHH!!!" Paine screamed as she was being kidnapped. "LET ME GO YOU (Dusk)!!"

"Relax! It's just me!" a strangely familiar voice said. Paine looked behind and saw…

"Rikku?! Why did you kidnap me?!"

Rikku Shrugged. "On to business! There's an exchange student hate club out to annihilate the exchange students"

"…And"

"Aaaannndddd the exchange student fan club has a defense force…"

"What does that have to do with me?"

Rikku bent down on one knee and held a blue bandana to Paine. "PLEASE JOIN THE DEFENSE FORCE PAINE!!!"

Paine took one look at the blue bandana and the puppy-eyed Rikku and said. "No"

Rikku's puppy eyes changed to dark, evil, glaring eyes. "If you don't join…" Rikku grabbed a folder and held out… "I'll email your baby pictures to everyone"

Paine's eyes widened. "You wouldn't!!"

"I would" Rikku smirked,

News Update

Paine: thanks a lot Rikku *glares*

Namine: and how about you girls

Yuna: I like the exchange students, they're nice…well some of them are and I want to protect them from the evil Leon