[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Nobody Flu; Better than Swine

hey guys! This chapter is for all the Rion fans so if you don't like Rion you don't have to read this chapter...unless you want to see Xemnas turn into the hulk.

Roxas: eeeeww romance chapter

Larxene: *thwack*

Day 245

Xemnas lay on his bed feeling miserable and looking pale. Luxord walked into the bedroom to wake the superior up but when he saw the Superior's pale face he asked "Are you okay superior?"

"NO!! I'M COUGHING, SNEEZING AND AAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!"

Luxord took a step back from the sick nobody. "I'll go get Vexen"

"can this day get any worse?" Xemnas groaned.

"we're ready for school superior" Roxas announced in his happy-go-lucky voice.

"Great…tell Sephiroth I won't be here today"

"Yes superior!" Roxas closed the door of fear of catching Xemnas's disease.

"Wait…if I won't be there then...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"what is it superior?!" Vexen yelled as he entered his room.

"SPOON HEAD!!!!"

"eh?"

"RIKU!!!"

"what about him?"

"IF I'M NOT THERE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PROTECT MY DAUGHTER FROM AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!" Xemnas coughed.

"calm down superior!!" Vexen yelled. "let me examine you first"

At School: lunch time

The love darts lasted 24 hours so everyone was back to normal but some people still had the effect on them.

"PAINE!" Vincent called. "MY GOTHIC BABE!!"

Paine hid behind Zexion. "get that creep away from me"

"aw c'mon Paine" Rikku cheered. "That guy is the school's best singer and he's pretty handsome too"

"if you like him so much why don't you date him?" Paine growled.

"oh please Paine" Kuri said taking a sip out of her coffee cup. "it's better to go for a singing sensation than an emo asian kid any day" Zexion raised an eyebrow. "oh wait that was a secret…YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!" she yelled as she bolted off.

"wait Kuri!" Yuna and Rikku yelled and chased after her. The nobodies sat behind watching the strange elite fan girls chase the coffee addicted detective.

"so the superior is sick?" Axel asked.

"yeah, he looked really pale and he was coughing and sneezing and yelling AAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!" Roxas explained.

"maybe he's come down with some infectious disease" Larxene said trying to scare the younger nobodies. It got Demyx and Roxas shivering alright. "and then we'll all have to be quarantined like dun dun duhhhhhh SWINE FLU!"

"Larxene, leave the kids alone" Axel said.

"KIDS?!!!"

"I don't think the superior has come down with anything serious" Xion said. "I'm sure he'll get better soon"

Meanwhile

"Nobody flu" Vexen said.

"huh?" Xemnas sounded shocked.