[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Late Night Heartless Hunt

N-E: Before I start the chapter I would like to thank you all for your reviews, unfortunatly I ran out of cookies

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Heartless hunt

Day 47

Xemnas and Xion: Castle that never was: 2 am

Xion was sound asleep until…

"Xion!" Xemnas sung, "Oh Xion! Wakey wakey! OY GET UP ALREADY!!!"

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THE MACARENA QUEEN MIMIC!!!" Xion yelled as she awoke. Xemnas raised an eyebrow. "Hey superior! It's 2 am why did you wake me up?" She asked while rubbing her eyes.

"you guys have been flunking"

"…and?"

"So I thought maybe you could hunt down Heartless at night so you can have a good education"

"superior… WE NEED SLEEP!!"

"but our goal is much more important than sleep deprivation"

"GO BACK TO BED!!!"

Suddenly the door creaked open. "hello there!" A familiar feminine voice came from just outside the room.

"h-h-h-h-h-hello Larxene" Xemnas said looking like he saw 2 ghosts in leotards.

"HOW DARE YOU WAKE US UP YOU SON OF A (berserker)!!!" Larxene yelled as she was on a rampage destroying the door, the curtains, the bed and the ceiling.

"QUIT DESTROYING MY STUFF!!!" Xion yelled as she summoned her keyblade and tackled Larxene.

Xemnas couldn't help but watch the chick fight. "GIRLS!! PLEASE!!! ACT LIKE CIVILISED LADIES WHO COOK AND CLEAN FOR THEIR HUSBANDS AND…"

Larxene and Xion stopped fighting and looked towards Xemnas. "I think I'll just go now"

2:30 am

Fourteen nobodies sat on their chairs looking very tired and angry. Some of them fell asleep on their chairs. Most of them couldn't be bothered changing into their coats so they were still wearing their pyjamas

"Now because we can't concentrate on acting like teachers or students and fighting heartless at the same time I have situated your missions for school at night time" Xemnas announced.

Everyone groaned.

"why are you all complaining, you want to be whole don't you?"

"we want to sleep too" Demyx whined.

"Just let us get our damn sleep and we'll all be happy" Axel groaned.

"Nobodies can't feel remember?" Xigbar said.

"well I guess since you're all complaining we just won't go to school during the day and go to school at night"

"But ever since we got to school I've felt like a real boy" Roxas said, "I get to do homework, laugh with my friends, hang out with friends and blow up things" Roxas smiled. "I'M GOING TO SCHOOL AND YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME!!"

Everyone stared at Roxas.

"I like school too" Demyx said. "I've never felt so loved and…and…I get to be in a band!"

"I like school as well" Xion said, "I have friends and…and…I'm a good actress and…all the crazy stuff that happens there"

"I love school" Axel said, "All the ladies there are hot"