[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

Panty thief

AN: here's the next chapter :D

Zexion: Period 7: English

Finally a subject Zexion liked "English".

"I wonder where Larxene is? She's missing out on class" He thought to himself.

Roxas: Period 7: art

Oh art, how Roxas sucked at it.

"Where's Xion? Isn't she in my art class?"

Xion and Larxene: period 7: ditching class to find the underwear thief.

"Larxene? You sure we should ditch class on our first day just to find a pervert?"

"Your forgetting young one! I declared before that who ever stole out underwear is gonna pay remember"

Pointless flash back

"We better get changed as well" Xion said opening her locker only to discover that something's missing.

"Uh Larxene?"

"Yes?"

"Can heartless mistake things with heart shapes on them with actual hearts?"

"I guess? Why do you ask?"

Xion turned around looking like she'd seen a ghost. "My underwear's gone"

"Gone?"

"YES! MY UNDERWEAR'S GONE!!!!"

Larxene quickly checked her locker and notice something was missing too. "MY UNDERWEAR'S GONE AS WELL!!"

"But your one didn't have heart shapes on them right?"

Larxene's eyes shifted "RIGHT! WHO EVER STOLE OUR UNDERWEAR IS GONNA PAY!!!"

End

"But I'm missing out on art class!" Xion whined,

"WHO CARES!? WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE UNDERWEAR THIEF AND WHEN WE DO I'M GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HIM!!"

"We're wearing spares we don't need to look for the pervert"

"OH YES WE DO! THESE UNDIES ARE WAY TOO TIGHT FOR ME AND I MISS MY HEART UNDERWEAR I MEAN BONDS!!!"

"shh someone's coming" Xion said as she dragged Larxene into the bushes.

There was Riku, walking around carrying a sack and was looking for something…or someone.

"Hey what do you think is in that sack?" Larxene asked

"I don't know"

"The answer…is underwear, which means…RIKU STOLE OUR UNDERWEAR!!!"

Riku looked around and muttered to himself "well, Larxene and Xion aren't here"

"He's looking for us!" Larxene declared, "HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS MORE OF OUR UNDERWEAR!!!"

Larxene jumped out of the bush and attacked Riku,

"WHAT THE HELL?!! OWW!!"

"Xion check his sack!"

"Roger!" Xion checked the sack only to find…

"WE KNOW YOU STOLE OUR UNDERWEAR!!! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THEM MISTER??!!"

"What are you talking about? OW!"

"Don't play coy with me spoon head!!"

"Um Larxene?"

"I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND THEN I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!!"

"LARXENE!!"