[Kingdom Hearts] Secret Mission: High School

End of the Year Dance

That Same day

Scarlet sat on her demonic throne impatiently. Her throne was decorated with demonic patterns and two angry wolves with spiked collars and silver chains were attached to it. The table was full of criminal masterminds such as Sorbei Gelato, The Joker, and Juro Toshiro. "Ladies and Gentlemen, take a seat" The criminal masterminds sat down. "Toshiro-san? I have a problem with your son"

"but Scarlet-san? What's wrong with him?"

"He keeps stalking me and so has Cobalt. I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THOSE TWO FOLLOWING ME!!"

Meanwhile:

Kano was at kendo training when he suddenly sneezed. It was so quiet no one heard but when Cobalt was walking down the street he sneezed loudly.

"SWINE FLU!!" The same random kid yelled and several men in white jumpsuits tackled him to the ground.

Back in the room of criminal masterminds

"oh right" Juro nodded. "well once Kano sets his eye on a woman he doesn't know what the word 'no' means. He got it from me"

"I noticed" Scarlet replied sarcastically.

"how is Mrs. Toshiro by the way?" Sorbei asked.

"oh yeah she's fine, she wants to get a divorce but she knows I won't let go of my sweet little bumblebee"

"wow! My sister in law is about to have another baby"

"that must be exciting for her"

"EHEM!!" Scarlet coughed. "Sorbei!"

"yes Signorina Scarlet?" he asked.

"your son Lemone has been stalking my sister, who can't be here today because she's organising the dance" She pointed to the opposite side of the table at Neko's chair, which was a pink and orange hello kitty chair. A fluffy cat was sleeping on the pillow. "I want to know why?"

"He's going to be the next don he has to marry well…though it could be Limè, I haven't decided yet" Sorbei didn't notice Scarlet's angry aura.

"SORBEI!!" Sorbei hid behind the Joker.

"Scarlet? Why so serious?" the Joker asked. "is it that time of the month?" Scarlet got mad and threw a dynamite at the Joker.

"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO COMMENT ON MY MENSTRAL CYCLE?!!" Everyone sunk down. "good"

A few days later:

world that never was

The exchange students were getting ready for the dance. The boys just wore tuxedos, Larxene wore a red satin dress and Xion wore a flowy pale blue dress. When Xemnas saw that their dresses were higher than the knee he screamed like a girl.

"I disapprove!!" and put a cardigan on both of them.

"SUPERIOR!!" Larxene whined. Xion looked behind her and read at the back of her cardigan 'I have the best dad in the universe'

"Those cardigans are very important" Xemnas said proudly. "I made them myself"

"uh huh" Xion nodded. They both quickly took them off and gave it to Axel to burn. When the cardigans burned there was a purple smoke coming out of them and all sorts of ghostly shaped figures arising from it.

"We have been set free"

The organization blinked in shock as Larxene and Xion thought "thank god I didn't actually wear it for that long".

"ah crap" Xemnas sighed. "oh well let's get going"

Outside Neko's Locker

Everyone waited impatiently wondering where the hell the dance really is. The organization arrived to see Kairi, Sora and Riku waiting along with the crowd.