They Say God Loves You (Gerard Way x Reader)

You don't know anything

GERARD'S POV

"Now kiss!" Frank said, clapping his hands together and yanking Y/n over to me. Y/n jumped quite a ways back and looked at me with big wide eyes and gave me a concerned look.

"Frankie, maybe not, okay?" She said, patting his head.

"What?!" Frank exclaimed, gaping his mouth in shock. "Why not?!"

"Yeah, why not?" I said, smirking as I stepped forward, hands outstretched as if I was showing myself off.

"I don't wanna get lice in my teeth." She sassed, folding her arms in front of her. By this time, Ray was standing to the side, sighing in disapproval, and Mikey has found his way over to us, curious as to what's going on.

"What?" Mikey asked. "Lice?"

"Your darling brother is trying to get me to kiss him." Y/n told Mikey.

"Oh, ew." He frowned. "Yeah, he'd probably give you mono or something."

"Wow, way to help a brother out, Mikey." I said, slightly irritated. "C'mon Y/n, you know you want to..."

"Alright, fine." She rolled her eyes.

Y/n walked slowly toward me, and I reciprocated, us heading as though we were in a gunfight. She flashed her palms to me, but still kept them by her side, eyes set on eachother with no deviation. After the year-long-second passed and we were finally face to face, she opened her jacket to me and nodded. Her tactics were puzzling, why she was being so slow was beyond me. Y/n gave one final swipe of her hair and yanked me by the collar of my leather jacket so our lips were smashed together.

She dipped me back like she was kissing a girl, holding my back and shoulders as if I were some delicate flower. I was startled, being pushed down so unexpectedly made me freeze and then hold on to Y/n even tighter, which I'm sure didn't make me look very cool. She brought me back up and released me, pushing my shoulder and laughing like the fuck-boy she was turning out to be.

"What's wrong, sugar?" She smirked, pinching my cheek as I turned bright red. "Too much for you?"

Frank and Mikey were dying of laughter only a few feet away from us, falling on the ground. I had never felt so emasculated in all my life, and I smelt embarrassment in my nostrils, now flaring as I balled up my fists. "Why the hell'd you do that?" I yelled.

"I thought you wanted me to kiss you!" She feigned shock.

"Not like that!" I shouted back.

"Lighten up, man!" Frank said, clapping Gerard on the shoulder. "It was funny as hell."

"It'll be even funnier when you're all walking home and I'm the one driving." I sneered, swatting him off.

"Yeah?" Y/n cut in. "You can't drive a car with no keys!" She was dangling my van keys, which she no doubt swiped from me while I was in my extremely vulnerable position moments prior. "Come and get 'em babydoll!"

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"Coming mom!" I ran up the stairs to where my mom had called me. There was a pot of hot soup on the stove and a bag of soup crackers next to it.

"Honey, your father and I are going out." Mom had her nice dress on and her hair done up. "Make sure that Mikey remembers to eat, okay?"

"Okay."

"Oh, and you and Mikey can invite some people over, but no parties, got it?" She said, checking her purse.

"Got it."

"Love you honey." She kissed my forehead and smiled motherly at me. "You boys are blessings, I swear."

I had no idea what that meant, but reciprocated with an 'I love you too, mom' and followed her out the door. Dad was standing by the car, receiving my mother with a kiss as if they were still merely dating. "Be good!" My father feigned sternness and smiled while helping mom into the car. They drove away, and I watched until the car left my vision.