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Zoey: Welcome to dating advice with Zoey! Kenny what's your question?

Kenny: How do you tell if a girl likes you?

Zoey: SHE DOESN'T!


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Young Lillie: Mommy, I have a booboo

Lusamine: Oh no, let me see it sweetie

Young Lillie: It's bleeding cries

Lusamine: Aww honey, it's okay

Young Lillie: Will you kiss it?

Lusamine: Are you kidding me? That's fucking disgusting. No way


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Cheren: The homework today is only 2 questions

The class: sighs of relief 

Cheren: Each one has 26 parts 

The class: angry shouts


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Ash: I always get the vibe that you, like, hate me or something

Paul: What? Me hate you? chuckles

Ash: visible relief

Paul: You're right


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Delia: I don't know what you're doing with your friends but when you're living in my house, we have rules here

Ash: Sorry mom, I'm not really fluent in blows a raspberry 


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Green: finds Blue asleep on a bed WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

Blue: Huh, what's going on-

Red: What the fuck man?

Green: OOOOOH runs out of the room


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Gary: Hey buddy, you wanna go?! raises fists

Ash: Yeah, I wanna go! Let's go! raises fists too

Gary: Alright, let's go out! pulls out dinner reservations

Ash: Out like a date?! 

Gary: Yeah c'mon, let's go on a date! 

Ash: Do you want kids?!


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Drew: Ugh, I have no friends

Solidad: cough Bitch, what am I? A roach?


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Ash: So? Do you recognise any of these men?

Bonnie: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar

Ash: Do you remember what he was singing?

Bonnie: I think it was the song...'I want it that way?'

Ash: Backstreet Boys...I'm familiar turns around okay. Number 1, could you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?

Gary: Really? shrugs okay. "You are my fire"

Ash: Number 2, keep it going

Barry: looks confused "The one desire"

Ash: Number 3

Paul: "Believe when I say"

Ash: Number 4!

Trip: "I want it that way"

Ash: "Tell me why?"

All of them: "Ain't nothing but a heart ache"

Ash: "Tell me why!"

All of them: "Ain't nothing but a mistake"

Ash: Now number 5~

Alain: "I never wanna hear you say"

Ash: WOOOOO

All of them: "I want it that way"

Ash: sighs chills. Literal chills

Bonnie: It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother 

Ash: Oh my Arceus, I forgot about that part


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This took me a while to search ( つ︣﹏╰)But I did it for you guys!

Crystal is out!(ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥


And if you guys have any suggestions, don't be afraid to comment!

It can be a ship, or a funny moment, OR BOTH ᕙ(^▿^-ᕙ)


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