Zoey: Welcome to dating advice with Zoey! Kenny what's your question?
Kenny: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Zoey: SHE DOESN'T!
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Young Lillie: Mommy, I have a booboo
Lusamine: Oh no, let me see it sweetie
Young Lillie: It's bleeding cries
Lusamine: Aww honey, it's okay
Young Lillie: Will you kiss it?
Lusamine: Are you kidding me? That's fucking disgusting. No way
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Cheren: The homework today is only 2 questions
The class: sighs of relief
Cheren: Each one has 26 parts
The class: angry shouts
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Ash: I always get the vibe that you, like, hate me or something
Paul: What? Me hate you? chuckles
Ash: visible relief
Paul: You're right
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Delia: I don't know what you're doing with your friends but when you're living in my house, we have rules here
Ash: Sorry mom, I'm not really fluent in blows a raspberry
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Green: finds Blue asleep on a bed WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Blue: Huh, what's going on-
Red: What the fuck man?
Green: OOOOOH runs out of the room
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Gary: Hey buddy, you wanna go?! raises fists
Ash: Yeah, I wanna go! Let's go! raises fists too
Gary: Alright, let's go out! pulls out dinner reservations
Ash: Out like a date?!
Gary: Yeah c'mon, let's go on a date!
Ash: Do you want kids?!
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Drew: Ugh, I have no friends
Solidad: cough Bitch, what am I? A roach?
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Ash: So? Do you recognise any of these men?
Bonnie: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar
Ash: Do you remember what he was singing?
Bonnie: I think it was the song...'I want it that way?'
Ash: Backstreet Boys...I'm familiar turns around okay. Number 1, could you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
Gary: Really? shrugs okay. "You are my fire"
Ash: Number 2, keep it going
Barry: looks confused "The one desire"
Ash: Number 3
Paul: "Believe when I say"
Ash: Number 4!
Trip: "I want it that way"
Ash: "Tell me why?"
All of them: "Ain't nothing but a heart ache"
Ash: "Tell me why!"
All of them: "Ain't nothing but a mistake"
Ash: Now number 5~
Alain: "I never wanna hear you say"
Ash: WOOOOO
All of them: "I want it that way"
Ash: sighs chills. Literal chills
Bonnie: It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother
Ash: Oh my Arceus, I forgot about that part
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FanfictionJust as the title suggests! I know it's not very original (c" ತ,_ತ) but seeing that everyone has done this at least... Why don't I give it a try ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY! Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, the characters being used, the images use...