My Ideal Girl

Chapter 4

From Love Team (D)

Azalea

I want a new job! I want to file my irrevocable resignation ASAP.

I am employed by the most outrageous couple I have ever known!

If Boss Deanna is the epitome of the word 'paranoid',

My lady boss, her wife is a Goddess.

Goddess of headstrong, obstinate and stubborn women.

I did not die when I was bombed.

But surely if Boss Deanna will discover what she is doing for this fucking play, and I involuntarily is an accessory to this stupidity, I am sure she'll gonna kill me.

Maam Jema is all over the place!

She is the lead role,

She is the director,

She supervises the props and costumes,

And she rewrote the damn old English script.

She even used her own money just for this fucking play to succeed.

And I was watching her doing all that job this past weeks.

I am helping her to the best that I could but I can only do so much.

She's the only one who can make this work.

This freaking theater club is so lame and forgotten.

It's like those few people who houses this organization only joined for the sake of the good old school's rules and regulation.

Every students must join at least one organization.

For sure, that is also the reason why Maam Jema signed up.

Their professor gave this motherfucking task as the last requirement to pass her motherfucking subject.

Isn't it annoying?

To force students to do something that as tiring as this?

And what did that professor do?

She just let her students do all the work!

Like she'll only visit once in a blue moon.

And above all this fucking mess comes a more fucking conceited theater club president,

Jhoana Louisse Maraguinot.

She is the small lady that possesses an attitude as dark as her skin.

She is power tripping over Maam Jema when all that my lady boss do is to make this lame play to succeed.

She plays the role of the evil fairy that  cursed the princess, played by Maam Jema.

She is as brat as hell!

At first she doesn't want to cooperate. 

That day when she told my lady boss:

"Edi ikaw na! Wala namang magaling dito kundi ikaw eh!"

I stood up. I approached the little witch and told her:

'Dahan-dahan ka sa pananalita ha. Ang gusto lang ni Maam ay mapaganda ang walang kuwentang play niyo. Bakit ikaw? May maganda ka bang suggestion? Wala ka ngang ginawa diyan kundi mamewang at magsungit diba? Ganda ka ba?"