JJBA One-Shots Because Yes. (And Other Things...)

Abbacchio x Reader: Attempt

(Bruv, they're some things in here, idk if it counts as a slight lemon, but yeah, just wanted to say something.)

"Heeeeeeeey Abbacchio!" you said, hugging the edgy man. The man grunted, trying to push you off of him, but having no luck. You were currently trying to make him happy just by doing something, anything. That's what you did. You made people happy just by existing. Whenever someone was sad or angry, you'd always be there to make them feel better. This wasn't the case for Abbacchio, though. He would always be his usual, stubborn and mad self, no matter what you did. You'd brought him ice cream, watched movies with him, made him dinner, but nothing was working. 

After his struggling became too much for you, you let go of him, and heard him sigh in relief. "Don't ever do that again," he said, pointing at you. You waved your hands up in defense. "Okay! Okay! But what do I have to do to make you smile?" you asked. "Leave me the fuck alone for once," he said, pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "Aww but I don't wanna! You actually give me something to do around here!" you exclaimed. You saw him raise an eyebrow. "And what exactly would that be?" he asked, crossing his arms. "Uh, trying to make you happy," you said as if it were supposed to be extremely obvious. He sighed. "Why the H-E-double-hockey-stick are you always trying to make me happy?" he asked.

You groaned. "Because you're always so damn depressed. You're almost.. Emo," you said, waving your hands in front of him in a circle like motion. "Elmo?" he asked. You chuckled. "No, not Elmo! Emo! You know, 'Depression, death metal! Ugh! Everyone sucks and I hate life!'" you said, trying your best to be like an Emo. "I do not sound like that," he said, looking away from you. "I never said you did, Abbacchio," you said, smiling. "Yeah, but you never said I didn't," he replied, scoffing. Your eyes widened just a bit. 'Oh so he's going to act like that? Then so be it!' you thought to yourself. "Oh come on, E-boy! I wanna see you smile! Just once!" you pleaded with him. He rolled his eyes, then gave you one of the fakest smiles in human history, which made you cringe.

"There. Better?" he asked, giving you an unamused look. "Hell no! That was awful! You looked like you were dying!" you said, a look of disgust on your face. He scoffed once more. "You know, it seems like you're always trying to make me happy. Like, every second of your fucking life," he said, narrowing his eyes at you. You thought for minute, before realizing that he was right. "Shit, I guess I never realized until now.. It'a just that I hate having to see people like that.. Especially you," you said, your expression turning sad. He lowered his arms back down to his side, and sighed sadly. "(Y/n), listen.. This is just the way I am.. Well, it's the way I have been since.. Never mind," he said, looking at the ground.

You could tell that something was upsetting him, but you didn't want to make him talk about it. You put  a hand on his shoulder. "Can you let me try until I succeed in making you at least smile..? Please?" you asked him. "I... I guess so," he replied. You smiled brightly, which somehow made him smile. You guessed that the thing that made him happy, was seeing you happy. You pulled him into a big hug, which he gladly returned. "Finally! I got to see that beautiful smile of yours," you said as you hugged him. You could feel his heartbeat quicken against your chest. "B-beautiful?" he asked. You nodded, pulling away from the hug. 

"I don't think it's pretty at all.. It actually makes my face look even uglier..," he said, rubbing the back of his neck. Your eyes widened. "A-Abbacchio! Y-you're not ugly!" you exclaimed. He sighed. "Uh-huh. That's what everyone else would say, (Y/n). You don't have to lie to make me feel better about myself," he said. You furrowed your eyebrows. "I am not lying! In fact, I find you the most attractive out of our entire group!" you exclaimed. You immediately covered your mouth right after, though, your face turned beet red. Abbacchio's eyes were wide, and his face was also red. "W-what?" he asked. 

"N-nothing! I-I didn't say anything!" you said. His muscles softened, and he looked at you with a very genuine and sweet smile, which made you stare at him. "T-thank you (Y/n). It;s nice to hear something like that.. from you," he said, looking away from you. "I-.. No problem, Abbacchio," you said, no longer blushing. "Hey (Y/n)," Abbacchio started. "Yeah? What is it?" you asked. "You know what would make me really happy right now?" he asked. You shook your head. "What?" you asked. "A kiss from my favorite person," he said.

Before you could respond, he crashed his lips onto yours, kissing you passionately. It took a moment before you melted into the kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck. He put his hand on your face, stroking your cheek with his thumb. He decided to deepen the kiss, by sliding his tongue into your mouth, which made you let out a quiet moan. He finally pulled away, a small string of saliva connect both of your mouths. He stared at you with lust in his eyes, ready to take things further. You were also ready to take things further. Abbacchio smirked, and leaned in for another kiss.

"GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU TWO!" someone said from the other side of the room. The two of you looked over to see Narancia trying to cover his eyes from seeing the two of you being lovey-dovey. You both blushed a bright red, and let go of each other. Abbacchio cleared his throat. "I uh.. I'm gonna go to my room," he said, walking out of the room. You were going to follow him, but decided that it's be best if you left him alone. "Geez Narancia, you could've just left y'know," you said, huffing as you crossed your arms. "Nu-uh! No! I was not about to come back in ten minutes and find you two naked on the fucking couch!" he said, pointing at the couch that was in front of him. Your face turned even redder. 

"Narancia! Don't say things like that!" you yelled, furrowing your eyebrows. He scoffed. "Whatever. Anyways, Bruno's making spaghetti for dinner," Narancia said, sitting on the couch. You sat down with him, and watched as he looked for movies to watch. Later, the whole gang came to watch the movie with you. You decided to sit on a different couch, since the previous one was getting crowded. When the movie was about half way over, Abbacchio came out of his room to watch the movie too. Everyone stared as he came and sat down right down next to you, putting his arm around you. Everyone was giving him confused looks, while Narancia slightly blushed, probably because of earlier. 

"What?" he asked, looking at them. "Nothing!" everyone else said in unison, turning their focus back to the TV. Abbacchio sighed. resting his chin on top of your head. 

"Come to my room after this, okay?" he whispered in your ear, causing you to blush. You simply nodded, and that was the end of that.