JJBA One-Shots Because Yes. (And Other Things...)

Polnareff x Reader: My Bed

(I'm sorry for the lack of effort in this one. I just felt like making it stoopid)

You were walking around in Game Stop; you were looking for a very specific game. You kept walking, and walking, and walking, until you finally found. One more game of Minecraft lay on the top shelf. You ran over to it, and looked up at the shelf. You tried to get on your tippie toes to reach it, but even that didn't work. 

"Ahem. Excusez-moi, mais j'ai vu ce jeu d'abord," someone from behind you said. You turned around and saw a man who was probably 6-7 inches taller than you, so you looked up at him. He had white hair, that looked like a piece of chalk. You had to hold back your laugh at the sight of his hairstyle. He got closer to you. "Tu ne m'as pas entendu? J'ai dit: 'J'ai vu ce jeu en premier,'" he said. You gave him a confused look. He sighed. "You English normies... I said that I saw that game first," he said, pointing to the last Minecraft game on the shelf.

"Well, you may have seen it first, but i'm the one who actually got here first," you said, crossing your arms. You quickly turned around, and tried to grab the game. Then you remembered that you couldn't reach it. The man scoffed, and got in front of you. "Move, i'm getting this," he said. He was easily able to grab it, without even having to get on his toes for it. He took the game off of the shelf, and looked at you. "Finders keepers," he said, then stuck his tongue out at you. You sighed, and started to feel tears well up in your eyes. He took quick notice of this, and gave you a confused expression. 

"Why are you crying?" he asked, looking down at you. You sniffed. "I-I really wanted that game so I could have my own Minecraft doooooog!" you said, sobbing out the last part. He raised both of his eyebrows, and started to panic. "H-hey! Uhm, Don't cry! Hey, I-...I'll give you the game!" he exclaimed, holding the game out towards you. You stopped crying, and sniffed as you looked at the game. "No tricks?" you asked, lifting your hand. He sighed. "No tricks," he said. You smiled brightly, and took the game out of his hands. "Thank you so much! I'll let you join my server!" you said, hugging the guy. He blushed. "O-okay.. Uh, I'm Polnareff, by the way," he said. You pulled away from the hug. "Oh! I'm (Y/n)!" you said. 

"Anyways, you said you'd let me join your server right?" he asked, still blushing. "Yeah," you said. "Well in that case," he started. "Hm?" you hummed. "Can I maybe... I dunno... Can I... put my Minecraft bed... next to yours?" he asked, fumbling with his hands. You blushed madly. "U-uhm.. Y-y-yeah! O-of course you can," you said, stuttering. A look a relief washed over his face as he sighed. "Great! Just gimme your user name so I can add you," he said, pulling out a pen and paper from his chalk hair. "Alrighty then," you said, scribbling down your username. "But how am I going to add you if you don't have the game?" you asked, holding up the game. "Oh no, I do have the game. I was just gonna get it for a friend. But, you can have it," he said.

"Thanks again," you said. "No problem. So, if you get a friend request from 'BaguetteBoi69', then just know that it's me," he said, smiling. "Alrighty then, see ya later Polnareff," you said, walking up to the cash register. "See ya (Y/n)," he said, walking out of the store. You blushed as you paid for the game.

"He's gonna put his Minecraft bed next to mine!" you exclaimed, running out of the store.

Welp, the thing is, you fell, and had to go to the fucking hospital that day, the end.