JJBA One-Shots Because Yes. (And Other Things...)

Doppio x Reader: I Don't Know What to Call This One.

Requested by: LanaRodriguez4

(I'd do Gappy, but like, I'm not done with Steel Ball Run yet. I haven't even gotten to Pizza Mozzarella smh 😤)

(Random question that probably has an obvious answer: How old is Doppio.. I mean, he and Diavolo share the same body, and Diavolo is 33, but like- there's no way Doppio is 33. I mean, just l o o k at him.)

"(Y/n)! I'm leaving now! I'll be back later!" your friend yelled from the bottom of the stairs before walking out the front door, shutting it behind herself. You'd been living with your friend for about a month now, since it was what the two of you had planned to do a few years ago. You were happy with your current lifestyle, and it seemed like your friend also enjoyed how things were. There was just one problem, your friend had a partner, but you didn't. It wasn't that you really cared, you just got a bit annoyed when she would brag about how funny he is, and how much of a good boyfriend he can be. You could tell that he didn't exactly like that kind of attention either. I mean, he told you himself... through a Playstation Party. The two of you were playing Minecraft together, and you could tell that he had something on his mind. So, like a good friend, you asked him what was up.

"Well Shitass..." he started (Shitass is a nickname he gave you a while back). "You know.. (F/n) is always bragging to people about how 'great I am.' I mean, I know I should be happy or whatever, but it's awkward and I feel like it makes people like me less..," he confessed. You told him about how you felt sorry for him, and how you wished there was a way for you to help him. "Anyways.. Hey Shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?" he asked (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM6oVTDxiHg).

(That went absolutely nowhere. I just wanted to fins a way to get the Shitass meme in here.)

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"(Y/n)! C'mere for a minute!" you heard (F/n) yelling from the bottom of the stairs. You sighed, and decided that building your epic Minecraft mansion could wait. You walked down that stairs and into the living room, seeing (F/n) sitting on the couch, waiting for you. "What's up?" you asked, sitting next to her. She quickly shooed you off the couch, making you give her a "what the hell?" look. "I need you to go get the groceries from the store!" she stated, smiling as she gave you a list of things to buy. You took a look at the list, and saw that everything on there varied from cereal to shaving cream.

You sigh. "I guess I could do it," you say, scratching the back of your neck. (F/n) claps her hands together. "Thank you! And make sure you get everything on the list!" she exclaims. You nod, and head out the front door, closing it behind you. 

You walk down the sidewalk, making sure to stay on your phone so you wouldn't have to make eye contact with anyone who walked by. After about ten minutes, you look up, seeing that you've arrived at your destination. Ah, the local convenience store. A place that always has bright lights that can be seen a mile away at nighttime. You smile to yourself and walk in, immediately getting to work.

"Alright, let's see... First item i~s... milk," you mutter to yourself. You walk over to the dairy section, feeling a little chill run up your spine as you enter the cold section of the store, which is unfortunately the only place you can find the milk. In a cold, cold place (don't you just hate it when you go into that section of the store without a jacket on?). you wanted to get out of the range of that fridge as fast as you could, so you grabbed the milk as quickly as possible, and nearly bolted away from there. Unfortunately, that was a very dumb decision. You ran right into someone, knocking both you and them over, sending the milk flying, along with the other person's groceries.

You lay on the ground for a moment before remembering what situation you were in right now. You got up as quickly as you could, immediately going over to the person you knocked over. "Oh my god! I-I'm so sorry! Please-- Forgive me!" you exclaimed, holding out your hand, trying to help the person up. They said nothing as they took your hand, standing up with your help. You looked at their face to see that it was a man, who looked at least twenty-two or younger, but you wouldn't know. He had pink hair and almost golden eyes. He also had a few freckles, which you thought were cute, but you couldn't focus on that right now.