JJBA One-Shots Because Yes. (And Other Things...)

Depressed/ Suicidal!Reader x La Squadra Headcannons

(Once again, sorry if this one is bad!)

Requested by: Aria_Feather136

°Risotto Nero°

~ He honestly thought that you were trying to prank him at first, but got concerned once you showed him that you were being serious.

~Since he wasn't experienced in this stuff, he tried to help you by taking you to therapy.

~When it was clear that it wasn't helping, he decided to be your personal therapist.

~You liked how he wouldn't interrupt you, and would wait until the end to ask questions.

~He would try his hardest to make things better for you, and slowly, it was working.

~In the end, you were almost completely better by the end of the year.

°Illusio°

~He was pretty shocked when you told him, not expecting that you'd come to him for help.

~Still, he instantly tried to make things better for you.

~He'd play games with you, watch movies, cuddle, and basically do whatever you wanted.

~You appreciated his efforts, but it wasn't really working.

~He was devastated when you weren't able to handle anything anymore.

°Formaggio°

~He knew exactly what to do right from the start... Or so he thought.

~He thought that playing with his cats would make everything a-okay, but emotions had other plans.

~Well, it did make you feel a tiny bit better, because, y'know, the cats were the cutest fucking things on the planet.

~He did his best to cheer you up, even without cats.

~He'd make you laugh as much as he could, which proved to be very helpful.

~After a while, you had gotten much better than you were before, and you thanked him for that.

°Fugo°

I still have no idea who this is.

°Melone°

~Of course, his first move was to make you feel better by pleasuring you, but you made it clear that you did not want that.

~He didn't really know what else to do, but still tried his hardest, because you were so special to him.

~After many failed attempts, he almost kind of gave up.

~You were upset that you were making him work so hard, just for him to find out that nothing was working.

~Eventually, you stopped being able to keep up with the weight of the world, and decided to relieve yourself of your existence.

~Melone felt like an asshole, aince he wasn't able to help you.

°Ghiaccio°

~At first he couldn't give a single shit, thinking that it was another was of your stupid pranks you'd pull on him.

~But, the more you told him how you felt, the more he believed you. He even started to notice a change in your behavior.

~He eventually let himself help you to become better, but it wasn't really helping, because well, he would become a little aggressive at times.