Mutual

Chapter thirty two

AndyPandy
Me: Annnnddyyyyy
Andy: Yes, my love.
Me: Do I actually have to go through with this?

Andy: Yes, my love.
Me: Fuck off, my love.
Andy: That's not very nice, my love.

Me: Stop calling me your love then.
Andy: You weren't the only one who got dared y'know, my love.
Me: What do you mean?
Andy: Last night when you went to go and get another drink, Sonny dared me to call the person I'm talking to 'my love' for the whole day. I had to send a business email this morning and of course, I had to end it with ' my love', my love.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Andy: Anyway, how's your head? You got very drunk last night, my love. 
Me: I feel fine actually. It's as if I didn't drink at all tbh. I did hurt my knee last night tho so I can't really walk. Can you get me a drink?

Andy: I would but I'm out rn. Ask Brook. What did you do to your knee? Is it swollen, my love?
Me: You've gone out? I didn't hear you leave. And I'm pretty sure I fell down the stairs.
Andy: Yeah, me and Rye wanted a day for just us two today. And of course you bloody fell down the stairs, what an idiot.
Me: YOU DIDN'T SAY MY LOVE!
Andy: MY LOVE!
Me: Also speaking of my knee, it does look a bit funny.
Andy: Funny? What sort of funny, my love?
Me: Well it's swollen, purple, and sort of at an odd angle.
Andy: Can you get up and walk about on it, my love?
Me: Not really, I can't put any pressure on it.
Andy: Okay, I'm coming, my love.

Me: No!

Andy: No, my love?
Me: No. You're meant to be having a nice day out with Rye. I'll speak to one of the boys.
Andy: You trust the other boys, my love?
Me: Well, now you say that... Kathryn's here tho right? I'll just get her.
Andy: Actually I think Sonny and Kathryn went back to yours last night. Me and Rye can just go out another day, it's fine, my love.
Me: Honestly, don't worry about it. I'm sure Jack and brook will be fine. If I end up in the hospital, I'll message you.
Andy: Okay, good luck. You'll need it with them, my love.

Me: Thanks x

Brookyyyyyyyyyy♥
Me: Babbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeee... xxxxxxxx
Brooklyn: Yesssssssssssssss... U kno im on the other side of the room right? xxxxxxxxxx
Me: I do. Don't you remember last night when Fovvs dared me to not use my voice all day - which means I have to text you instead of speak to you. x
Brooklyn: ok. what did u want? x
Me: Can you like, check my knee out?
Brooklyn: ur knee? babe, i check u out on the daily, but its not usually ur knee x
Me: Funny. Just come look at it.
Brooklyn: oh fudge sticks! what the pineapple did you do?
Me: Fell down the stairs last night.
Brooklyn: How did u get back in bed last night if its that bad?
Me: I don't actually know.

Brooklyn: Hospital?
Me: I guess.

Brooklyn: I'll get Jack.

AndyPandy
Me: Guess where I am!

Andy: Where? The hospital, my love?
Me: You guessed it! 
Andy: Omw.

The rest of the day passed extremely slow. Rye and Jack had gone home, to tidy the house for when Blair was coming over for a meeting later, leaving me with Andy and Brooklyn. Andy refused to let me talk, saying a dare's a dare so I made sure h continued with the 'my love's'. By the time I was called to be seen to, it had turned dark outside. The nurse was old and grey with a stern look upon her face, making her thick unibrow even odder. She points at me with a long, bent finger.

Nurse: "Good evening, Miss Y/L/N. What happened then?"
Andy:  "She fell down the stairs, my love."
Nurse: "I'm sure she can speak for herself."
Andy: "She's can't she's erm... mute, my love!"
Nurse: "Well there's nothing about it on her records!"
Andy: "Only been mute for a few months, sir. Hasn't spoken since her rabbit died in a car accident, my love."
Nurse: "Excuse me?" 
Andy: "Oh yes, may John Fred Paul Caroline rest in peace, he will be forever missed, my love!" I bite my cheeks to stop myself from laughing.
Nurse: "I do not have time for these silly pranks! Stop wasting my time and get out!"
Brooklyn: "No no, it's the truth, sir!"
Nurse: "I am a woman!" Brook and Andy exchange glances.
Brooklyn: "Is she?"
Andy: "I had no idea, my love."

We end up having to go back to the waiting room for another appointment to become available by another nurse. Hours go by, and  I'm just drifting off to sleep on Brook's shoulder when my name is finally called. I stand on my good foot and pull the two boys up, whilst they moan and whinge, wanting to know the time and when they can finally go home. I get out my phone and shoot a message to them both.

Me: It's 4:37 am and we'd be home by now if you hadn't have pissed about! I'm tired too.

They both check the message but a passing doctor sees them and tells them we can't use our phones here. I flip him off as he walks away before Brooklyn hoists me over his shoulder and walks into our designated room. The boys seem to behave better this time, except Andy calling the younger nurse 'my love'. Opposite to the original nurse, however, she takes it as though Andy is flirting. Looking at my knee, she declares it broken in two places and I require surgery to put the bones back in place. What's even scarier is the fact that I will be awake. No thanks. The nurse leaves the room to go and get a bed ready for me.

Brooklyn: "Guys, you do know we are well into the next day so Y/N you can speak and Andy you can stop saying my love."
Me: "Thank God! Why didn't you tell us earlier."
Brooklyn: "It was funny."
Andy: "I can't believe you have to have surgery, my love. Oops, sorry it just came out."
Me: "It's alright for some, you two can sleep whilst im in but I have to stay awake!"
Brooklyn: "Awh I'm sorry, babe. You can sleep on me after. if it makes you feel any better, we aren't exactly going to have a decent sleep slumped in a hospital chair."
Me: "No not really, no. I'm so tired." I cuddle into Brook when more arms wrap around us.
Andy: "sorry, I didn't want to third wheel. And I like cuddles."

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Sorry if the spacing is a little weird, every time I changed it to normal it would change back.

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