Chapter 1

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<Cartman_the_man created group chat Fuck This >

<Cartman_the_man added Kyle B, Kenny McDick and Stan_just_Stan to the group chat >

Cartman_the_man: you guys keep your pussy problems and gay shit to yourselves and we'll get along just fine

KennyMcDick: D I C K S

Stan_just _Stan: Wendy's my gal

Cartman_the_man: that bitch?

Stan_just_Stan: Jesus

Stan_just_stan: how long did that take?

KennyMcDick: about 5 mins bro

Cartman_the_man: new record hehe

KennyMcDick: where's ginger?

Stan_just_Stan: I was calling him a few mins ago I dunno where he went

Cartman_the_man: probably too scared of me the li'l bitch

<Kyle B changed the group chat's name to Fuck Cartman >

<Kyle B changed Cartman_the_man's username >

<Kyle B took away admin control from Cartman_the_fatass >

Cartman_the_fatass: hey!

Cartman_the _fatass: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME?!

Kyle B: sorry I was stabbing myself with insulin

KennyMcDick: that's fine we don't want you passing out on this riveting conversation

Cartman_the_fatass: screw you guys

Stan_just_Stan: I was getting worried but I'm fine now

Kyle B: yeah I was snacking on some pizza when I was calling you

KennyMcDick: what were you calling about hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stan_just_Stan: secrets

KennyMcDick: U w U ???

Cartman_the_fatass: Jesus guys you are killing me here

< KennyMcDick changed Stan_just_Stan's username >

Kyle's bro: oh?

Kyle's bro: oh

Kyle B: pretty true

KennyMcDick: oh I see you have come back

Kyle's bro: and???

KennyMcDick: S E C R E T S

KennyMcDick: hey can we invite more people?

Cartman_the_fatass: none of your gay tribe

Kyle B:  O O F

<Kyle's Bro changed Kyle B' s username>

Gingerbread: oh brilliant

Gingerbread: how original

KennyMcDick: OH IM IN LOVE STAN YOU GENIUS

Kyle's Bro: yeah I thought it was pretty funny

Kyle's Bro: hey Kyle what are you doing now?

Gingerbread: chilling with Ike. Why?

Kyle's Bro: I'm coming round yours this place is dead

KennyMcDick: can I come?

Gingerbread: sure I can't say no to you

Cartman_the_fatass: lowkey gay

Gingerbread: SHUT UP CARTMAN THIS IS WHY WE CANT SAY NICE THINGS AHHH

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