South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 6

Chat >>> We Need To Talk About Kyle

<Fatboy is online>

<KennyMcDick is online>

Fatboy: Jesus

KennyMcDick: I don't think I can actually handle that again

Fatboy: fucking shit Kyle

Fatboy: I fucking hate him so much

KennyMcDick: I just hope he gets better now. How long has it been?

Fatboy: bout three days

KennyMcDick: fuck

KennyMcDick: this was supposed to be quick bug

Fatboy: fucking Jew wanting to take the top spot

Fatboy: but seriously dude I don't think I can fucking hold him down like that again

Fatboy: it's fine when we're fighting but when he doesn't even know me

KennyMcDick: yeah I hear you Cartman

KennyMcDick: I'm shit scared

Fatboy: I'm not scared for Kyle! It's just it was a waste of my time!

KennyMcDick: why are you calling him Kyle then

Fatboy: shut the fuck up kenny

KennyMcDick: Cartman get up here quick

<KennyMcDick has left the chat>

Fatboy: fuckin shit

Fatboy: Jesus

<Kyle's Bro is online>

Kyle's Bro: Wait what the fuck happened whilst I've been gone!!!

Kyle's Bro: fuck guys I was gone for 30 mins to get some painkiller

Kyle's Bro: please tell me guys

Kyle's Bro: shit

Fatboy: it's okay Kyle's just waking up

Kyle's Bro: no why did you have to hold him down

Kyle's Bro: tell me Cartman!

Fatboy: Kyle just woke up bout just after u left

Fatboy: he didn't know who we were, he just freaked out

Kyle's Bro: holy shit

Kyle's Bro: fucking held down?!

Fatboy: he didn't know us and panicked

Kyle's Bro: what now? Is he alright? We need to lower that fever

Fatboy: Kinny did the best he could but he's waking up now so we gonna see

Kyle's Bro: I'm at the door

Kyle's Bro: coming

Fatboy: good coz you are the only one that can get rid of Ike

Fatboy: he won't leave when me or Kenny ask him the lil shit

Kyle's Bro: he's not three

Kyle's Bro: he's just trying to help

Fatboy: sometimes I fucking hate you Stan

Kyle's Bro: the feeling is returned

Fatboy: well he's awake

Kyle's Bro: how is he?!

Fatboy: I dunno I'm no doctor

Kyle's Bro: fuck you cartman

Fatboy: he's not attacking us he kinda just looks out of it like he's woke up too early