Group Chat >>> Constant Suspense
<TacoMASTER is online>
<That_one_black_guy is online>
<TacoMASTER changed the chat name to PARTY POPPIN' PIMPS>
TacoMASTER: ITS PARTY TIME YALL
<Craig is online>
<TooMuchPressure is online>
That_one_black_guy: folks it is 3 minutes till the party starts get your condoms ready
Craig: I prefer to swallow thanks
TacoMASTER: we have a swallower ladies and gentlemen
<That_one_black_guy changed Craig's username>
THE Swallower: Bitch remember we booked the guest bedroom
TooMuchPressure: Craig!!!
THE Swallower: come on babe we have to book twice now that Kenny and Kyle are in each other's asses
TooMuchPressure: they've only been together for a few days Craig
THE Swallower: Kenny, Weed, Kyle and Party are a force to be reckoned with
<Butter_my_nutters is online>
Butter_my_nutters: I told my dad that I'm having a sleepover so I'm coming over now
TacoMASTER: yeaaaaahhh butters
TooMuchPressure: you got out!
Butter_my_nutters: yeah I'm looking forward to this party it's my first one...
TacoMASTER: Aw butters
TooMuchPressure: dude you gonna make me cry
THE Swallower: don't cry babe or I'll cry
That_one_black_guy: Wait Craig cries
TacoMASTER: he has a soul???? Ehhhhh
THE Swallower: Fuck you
<Kyle's Bro is online>
<Fatboy is online>
<KennyMcDick is online>
<Gingerbread is online>
Gingerbread: for the love of god someone change my name
THE Swallower: no
Fatboy: this party is gonna kick ass
Kyle's Bro: I got drinks
KennyMcDick: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
TacoMASTER: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
Gingerbread: so weed is off the checklist
Gingerbread: and drinks
Butter_my_nutters: I brought twister
Fatboy: Twister? Butters...seriously?
KennyMcDick: no twister is good it could be fun ;)
Kyle's Bro: drunk twister, my fav
Butter_my_nutters: it was a good idea then?
KennyMcDick: Bitch yes
Gingerbread: I'm pretty flexible actually
KennyMcDick: are you now...I like the sound of that
TooMuchPressure: damn
THE Swallower: we booked the guest bedroom
That_one_black_guy: I get dibs on bathroom and my bedroom
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
FanfictionA group chat that includes Drama, Crushes and a whole lot of Gay Cover art isn't mine Rankings: - #1 stendy - #1 kennyxkyle - #1 k2 ON HIATUS DUE TO WORK OVERLOAD, BACK SOON (HOPEFULLY)
