South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 14

Group Chat Fuck Cartman

Gingerbread: YOU ASSHOLE CARTMAN

Gingerbread: WHAT THE FUCK

<Fatboy is online>

<Kyle's Bro is online>

<KennyMcDick is online>

Kyle's Bro: whhats uo

KennyMcDick: "whhats uo"?

Kyle's Bro: typimg with ledt habd

KennyMcDick: left hand?

Gingerbread: CARTMAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Fatboy: nothing

Gingerbread: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU ASS

Gingerbread: I'm done

<Gingerbread has left the chat>

KennyMcDick: hdbhdjdjdjsshsk

Kyle's Bro: whar did you do?

Fatboy: Stan just turn on auto correct jeez

Fatboy: and time answer your question, only what Kyle deserved after calling me fat

KennyMcDick: cartman

Fatboy: his locker is now demolished and filled with condoms

KennyMcDick: CARTMAN

Kyle's Bro: where did his stuff go???

Fatboy: my stuff now

KennyMcDick: that's theft

Kyle's Bro: you have no problem with vandalism but theft draws the line?

KennyMcDick: yes

KennyMcDick: but this is Kyle's locker so I'm enraged

Kyle's Bro: enraged

Fatboy: he had it coming. I'm big boned not fat

Kyle's Bro: fat

KennyMcDick: not as fat as you were when you were ten but still fat

Fatboy: AY

<TacoMASTER is online>

TacoMASTER: ok who wrote "use protection next time" on Kyle's locker??

KennyMcDick: CARTMAN

<Kyle's Bro has left the chat>

<Craig is online>

Craig: I'm sorry what

Fatboy: I did. It's great isn't it

TacoMASTER: are those condoms???

KennyMcDick: you are an actual asshole cartman

TacoMASTER: could I take a few? I mean it's not like your gonna run out with that amount

Fatboy: pay me back and you can have them

TacoMASTER: nvm

Craig: what is this about?

<TooMuchPressure is online>

TooMuchPressure: Wait

TooMuchPressure: are those?

TooMuchPressure: did I just see

KennyMcDick: you saw Kyle's locker packed with condoms with writing saying "use protection next time"?