Group Chat >>> Fuck Cartman
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KennyMcDick: can someone explain
KennyMcDick: Stan and Kyle
KennyMcDick: how tf did you end up in hospital
<Butter_my_nutters is online>
<Craig is online>
<Fatboy is online>
<TooMuchPressure is online>
<That_one_black_guy is online>
<TacoMASTER is online>
Craig: what
TooMuchPressure: WHAT HAPPENED ARE THEY OKAY
Fatboy: ok I may have a slight idea
<Gingerbread is online>
Gingerbread: sorry
Gingerbread: I honestly thought it would be fine
Gingerbread: it got out of hand
KennyMcDick: what happened
TacoMASTER: yeah like wtf
Butter_my_nutters: are you badly hurt???
Gingerbread: honestly it's nothing really big the police might take us away tho
Gingerbread: no one died
Fatboy: HAHAHAHA
Craig: why is it that you always get up to the most shit
KennyMcDick: police?
KennyMcDick: did you just say police
KennyMcDick: it better be a good fucking explanation
Gingerbread: um
Gingerbread: like I said I thought it would be fine
Fatboy: oh they totally did something fucking stupid
Gingerbread: in my defence it was Stan's idea
<Kyle's Bro is online>
Kyle's Bro: you take that back or I can no longer bare this username
Gingerbread: you asked me that counts
Kyle's Bro: I believe you were the one to suggest throwing the fucking thing into the next room which ACTUALLY FUCKED THINGS UP
KennyMcDick: what the fuck happened
Craig: the fuck
That_one_black_guy: ok Bebe just told me something and I want to see whether it's right
TacoMASTER: wait was that thing on the news...that was you???
KennyMcDick: WHAT DID YOU DO
Gingerbread: Um
Gingerbread: before I say it I want to express how sorry I am for letting this happen
Kyle's Bro: I mean it still was a successful mission
KennyMcDick: tell me
Fatboy: yeah please I need to laugh some more
Kyle's Bro: well there was a spider
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
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