South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 11

Private Chat Craig >>> Tweek T

Craig: wanna go out?

Tweek T: you had to ask that question?

Craig: consent, Tweek. God

Tweek T: well I heard the cinema is showing some good movies

Craig: tomorrow it is babe

Tweek T: night Craig

Tweek T: see you tomorrow

~

Group Chat PARTY POPPIN PIMPS

<Fatboy is online>

Fatboy: someone change the god damn username!

<That_one_black_dude is online>

<TacoMASTER is online>

<Gingerbread is online>

<Kyle's Bro is online>

<KennyMcDick is online>

TacoMASTER: NO

That_one_black_guy: fuck off

KennyMcDick: suck my fat dick

Gingerbread: I refuse to acknowledge that request

Kyle's Bro: wow

Kyle's Bro: I mean it's a good name but you all just flew right off the handle there

Fatboy: yeah you bullied me

Gingerbread: fuck you Cartman

KennyMcDick: BULLSHIT CARTMAN

TacoMASTER: HAHAHAHAHA

TacoMASTER: how do you guys deal with him???

Gingerbread: I don't

Kyle's Bro: he totally beat Cartman up yesterday

That_one_black_guy: WHAT

<Butter_my_nutters is online>

Butter_my_nutters: good for you Kyle

Fatboy: he did not!

TacoMASTER: what happened I need the details pronto

Gingerbread: he was a lil bitch that's what

Kyle's Bro: he wanted to start a business where we were professional robbers and like did it for other people

Kyle's Bro: and he wanted Kyle to be the only one robbing because he said that's what greedy Jews did

KennyMcDick: you can imagine how that went

Gingerbread: fuck Cartman

Fatboy: fuck you Jew

Butter_my_nutters: wait isn't it class time again? Oh hamburgers I'm late!

<Butter_my_nutters left the chat>

Gingerbread: I have a free period

KennyMcDick: Aw I haven't

Kyle's Bro: yeah Wendy has a free too

Kyle's Bro: all the smarties do

Fatboy: yeah I have a free

Gingerbread: no you don't

That_one_black_guy: no way jackass

TacoMASTER: you're in my class