Group Chat Fuck Cartman
<Gingerbread is online>
<KennyMcDick is online>
<Craig is online>
<TooMuchPressure is online>
KennyMcDick: yeah but spoon feeding is too cliché
Gingerbread: and germs dude. Germs
Craig: oh fuck you. You're still going on about this?!
KennyMcDick: I'm SORRY BUT YOUR ROMANCE IS GIVING US A BAD NAME
Craig: fuck you
TooMuchPressure: I think it's kinda sweet
Gingerbread: no. Just no.
Craig: what about the whole "spanking ass" thing Kenny??? Huh??? That hurts my eyes to look at
KennyMcDick: yes but I must smack Kyle's ass
KennyMcDick: it's one helluva ass
TooMuchPressure: yes but that gives us a bad name!
KennyMcDick: H O W
Craig: it makes us look slutty
Gingerbread: spoon feeding makes us look like pussies
KennyMcDick: do you want to be a pussy Craig? Tweek?
<Aa$$$ is online>
<Butter_my_nutters is online>
Aa$$$: what the hell is going on here???
KennyMcDick: okay okay okay what about the "swapping hats" thing? It just makes you look dumb
TooMuchPressure: I like Craig's hat!
Craig: says the guy who likes to brush his bf's hair and play with it constantly
KennyMcDick: if Tweek has hair like that you would be doing it too
Craig: Tweek's hair is better
KennyMcDick: TAKE THAT BACK YOU HOOLIGAN
Gingerbread: hooligan? This is top their vocabulary
Aa$$$: I said I said I said boy, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
<TacoMASTER is online>
Butter_my_nutters: I have no idea but it's good entertainment whilst I wait for my parents to come home
Gingerbread: yes Craig but you and Tweek do that "nose nuzzling" thing that makes me want to choke myself with my own hair
Craig: it's darn right adorable to see Tweek's nose up close
TooMuchPressure: I like nose nuzzles!
TacoMASTER: I may have started something
<Fatboy is online>
Fatboy: sorry I'm late I was getting popcorn
Gingerbread: SHUT UP CARTMAN
KennyMcDick: NOSE NUZZLING IS THE WORST COUPLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN FIGHT ME
Craig: BRING IT ON BITCH
Aa$$$: what did you do
TacoMASTER: I just started a conversation on what's embarrassing couple behaviour and what's not!
TacoMASTER: Craig then said that the way Kyle puts flowers in Kenny's hair is embarrassing and
Fatboy: best entertainment all week
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
FanfictionA group chat that includes Drama, Crushes and a whole lot of Gay Cover art isn't mine Rankings: - #1 stendy - #1 kennyxkyle - #1 k2 ON HIATUS DUE TO WORK OVERLOAD, BACK SOON (HOPEFULLY)
