Private Message Tweak T >> Kyle B
Tweak T: you okay?
Kyle B: no
Tweak T: Aw Kyle
Kyle B: I'm blushing so hard and screaming in the cubicle please come and get me
Kyle B: he gave no warning
Kyle B: but god damn
Tweak T: whenever he does that I do the same, though I'm with Craig
Tweak T: ahh which cubicle
Tweak T: there's only one closed oh
Kyle B: I'm a mess
Kyle B: he took off his shirt god damn it! Without warning! And it was so he could compare shirt sizes with fucking Cartman what the hell
Tweak T: you okay? You said that out loud
Tweak T: hey you can sit on the gay table at lunch if your ready
Tweak T: build up your confidence
Tweak T: you want some coffee?
Tweak T: Kyle?
Kyle B: yeah yeah I do
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Private Message Stan >> Kyle B
Kyle B: hey Stan I'm sitting with Tweak for lunch so keep Kenny on your table or I swear to god I'm gonna cry
Stan: you go bro
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Fuck Cartman
<KennyMcDick is online>
KennyMcDick: hey where did Kyle go?
<Kyle's Bro is online>
Kyle's Bro: he went to inject himself with insulin
KennyMcDick: has he even eaten
KennyMcDick: Stan?
KennyMcDick: Stan I think you aren't telling me something
Fatboy: ay why is Jew sitting with the gays?!
<Kyle's Bro left the chat>
KennyMcDick ok something is suspicious here
KennyMcDick: Stan get back here
Fatboy: the jew's a fag?
KennyMcDick: he might just want to sit with Craig and co
Fatboy: no he's totally coming out to them right now
Fatboy: look
KennyMcDick: he's blushing
KennyMcDick: Jesus
Fatboy: aren't you apart of the gay group? Ask them!
KennyMcDick: if you insist...
<KennyMcDick added Craig, TacoMASTER, That_one_black_guy and Butter_my_nutters to the chat>
Fatboy: NO YOU STUPID POOR PERSON I DIDN'T WANT THEM HERE
TacoMASTER: poor person?
That_one_black_guy: damn you gotta do better than that
Craig: why am I here
Craig: goodbye
<Craig left the chat>
TacoMASTER: kenny I assume this was you why did you pull us all here if we already have a gay cha cha chat
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
FanfictionA group chat that includes Drama, Crushes and a whole lot of Gay Cover art isn't mine Rankings: - #1 stendy - #1 kennyxkyle - #1 k2 ON HIATUS DUE TO WORK OVERLOAD, BACK SOON (HOPEFULLY)