Group Chat >>> Fuck Cartman
<TacoMASTER is online>
TacoMASTER: AY AY AY YOU READY FOR THIS TRIP BOYS
<Craig is online>
<TooMuchPressure is online>
<Kyle's Bro is online>
Craig: dude shut the fuck up it's 6am
Kyle's Bro: shut up clyde it's so early
TacoMASTER: gosh darn so many haters
<Fatboy is online>
Fatboy: clyde I swear to god I will make you eat your dad if you don't shut the fuck up
<Butter_my_nutters is online>
<Aa$$$ is online>
Craig: great you woke up almost everyone
Aa$$$: could someone please change my name??? My dad saw it and he was just like what the fuck
Craig: no
<TacoMASTER changed Aa$$$'s username>
PressedHams: what?
PressedHams: oh my god clyde this is worse
TooMuchPressure: oh my god
Craig: it suits you
Fatboy: that's very gay
TacoMASTER: what else did you expect? He has the best hams I have ever seen
TooMuchPressure: I have to disagree
<KennyMcDick is online>
KennyMcDick: OH MY GOD CLYDE MY MAN
Butter_my_nutters: sorry to interrupt this debate but does anyone know when this trip is?
Craig: oh yeah that would be useful
TooMuchPressure: well we can't possibly be late now seeing as our dear Clyde woke us up at the crack of dawn
Craig: true
<Gingerbread is online>
Gingerbread: we have to be in school by 8am
KennyMcDick: Kyle go back to sleep
Gingerbread: nah it's okay I gotta call my mom
Kyle's Bro: great you woke up Kyle
TacoMASTER: so? Everyone else is awake
Fatboy: yeah but Kyle's a Pussy who needs more nap time
Kyle's Bro: Cartman what
Butter_my_nutters: thanks Kyle I haven't even started packing a bag yet
Butter_my_nutters: I'm on snack duty right?
Fatboy: butters are you Fucking kidding me? We've been through the plan for a week
Fatboy: butters and me are snack transporters. Kyle and Stan are on bus seat reservation
Gingerbread: and Ike. He said I could throw him so I'm down
Fatboy: shut up Kyle
Kyle's Bro: rude
Fatboy: Craig and Tweek need to steal the register so they don't notice our absence too much. Clyde and Token are on entertainment
TacoMASTER: oh I remember now
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
FanfictionA group chat that includes Drama, Crushes and a whole lot of Gay Cover art isn't mine Rankings: - #1 stendy - #1 kennyxkyle - #1 k2 ON HIATUS DUE TO WORK OVERLOAD, BACK SOON (HOPEFULLY)