~Kristals and Academies~ My OC Book!

Smile, And A Bunch Of Random Jokes.

Physell: So... You just happen to be a guy wearing a mask with inverted colours, has blood on his clothes, who is clearly insane, but didn't kill someone?

Perster: Don't forget my smile! I made it very clear about my horrifyingly evil smile.
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Zonid: *Opens door*

Perster: Hell-

Zonid: *Closes door and opens it again*

Perster: -O!

Zonid: *Does the same thing three times*

Perster: Can I speak now?

Zonid: Do I know you from somewhere?

Perster: ...Maybe.
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Perster: What can you do?

Serena: I can suck your ****.

Perster: HAH! No.
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Tim: Does anyone have any ideas?

Perster and Serena: *Puts hands up*

Tim: No murder or sexual interaction of any kind.

Serena: *Puts hand down*

Tim: You already know we don't even consider any of your chaotic plans.

Perster: B-But the possibilities of potatoes and sulphuric acid!
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Pecorino: YOU F****** ***HOLE, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! *Slams Perster on a wall*

Perster: Oah, harder daddy!~

Pecorino:

Perster:

Pecorino: What. The ****.

Perster: ...Blame my sadistic and gay sides.
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Serena: Yo Pers, this Kinnas guy is on the phone, he wants to talk with you about something-

Perster: Jesus, IT WAS ONE TIME! If I hadn't slept with that privileged ***hole, none of us could have gotten all of this equipment!

Tim: What.
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Kinnas: Why, hello Perster!

Perster: What do you want, Kinnas.

Kinnas: Well, you see, there's this guy up in my living world who is raising awareness to Global Warming, and that means less people die and come down here to Hell.

Perster: So, why should I care?

Kinnas: When less people die, It gets lonely down here.

Perster: Oh god dammit, what do you want me to do about it?

Kinnas: You see Perster, when I get lonely, I get hungry, and when I get hungry, I want to ********* *** ****** ** ********** ********** and ****** ***** **** ******** ******** ********* **** UNTIL YOUR SCREAMING, LIKE A ******* BA-

Perster: *Hangs up, breaks phone, smashes it with a box, blends it, and yeets the blender off a mountain.*

Serena: PERSTER THAT WAS MY PHONE-

Perster: We never speak of this again.
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Perster: Suddenly, pineapples!

Tim: GODDAMMIT PERSTER YOU FILLED THE CAFETERIA WITH PINEAPPLES AGAIN-