Knee-Stealing Jester

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Perster: TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
*loud chainsaw noises*
...I SAWED THIS HOUSE IN HALF!
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Perster: Alright, where's my cheese?

Serena: ...They have it?

Perster: T~T

...I BELIEVE YA!
SWIGGITY SWeese I'm comin for tha......
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Tim: So what do you want?

Perster: tHe SoUlS oF tHe InNoCeNt

Percy: A bagel!

Perster: NOOOOOO

Percy: ...Two bagels!
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Perster: I have everything! I'm Sadistic, I'm Masochistic, I'm technically gay, I'm a demon, and I possessed a human!

Tim: ...That's only five things, also, what the fu-
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Nightmare: Listen, just because nothing in this place somehow can't kill you, that doesn't mean I won't try to make your life a living-

Perster: WAIT STOP EVERYTHING!

Nightmare: Wh- SERIOUSLY!? IN THE MIDDLE OF MY TAKE?! WHAT IS IT?!

Perster: My big toe hurts. ;^;

Nightmare: DID YOU SERIOUSLY STOP ME BECAUSE OF THAT YOU BIG GODDAMN BABY?!

Perster: Yes. :3

Nightmare: ARE YOU FREAKIN-
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Perster: I fear no man. But that thing...

*Cile shipping unnecessarily large amounts of people*

Perster: It scares me

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 03, 2020 ⏰

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