How To Be Stabbed: ft. Aether.

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Aether: Hey do you, have a Yandere following you around? Well, if you do, here is a list of things to do if you get stabbed!

1.) Scream in pain - This will give the Yandere pleasure as he sees you cry in agony. If you go with this option, just pretend to be dead.

2.) Look at the knife, and say "Would you look at that, I've been impaled!" - This will confuse the Yandere and allow you to run away.

3.) Look at the Yandere and say "I drag myself out of bed, force myself to smile at everyone, do agonisingly hard work, for this." - With enough luck, the Yandere will feel sorry for you, take his knife, and leave.

4.) Don't get stabbed you idiot.

5.) Just ignore what happened and go about your daily life - Unless you are Magical, you might bleed out during this option. Just saying.

6.) Be me and get incredibly lucky.

Aether: Have a good day, and have a nice time getting stabbed!

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