Perster: I will gladly tell anyone about anything!
Mabel: Well, I have a few questions-
Perster: No. *Blips out of the Dimension*
Mabel: Wh-
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Perster: OH, You want to know how to make a fresh MEME?! Well first you grab a darkened hallway, litter it with Shadow demons, and then put some text that says: "Me and the boys at 2am looking for BEANS!!"
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Perster: I have hidden a coin in my hand!
Tim: Is it in your right?
Perster: Nope!
Tim: Oh, it's in your left.
Perster: Wrong again!
Tim: Wait but where-
Perster: *Grows a new arm holding the coin*
Tim: MOTHERFU-
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Perster: *Inhales* *Exhales*
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Perster: I am sorry.
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Serena: Hey Pers, howsit-
Perster: BEGONE THOT
*Slaps Serena across the galaxy*
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~Kristals and Academies~ My OC Book!
FanfictionWelcome to the wonderful world of Star Island, where you'll meet all sorts of magical people and creatures! This book contains the world of Star Island, home to the Kristal Krew and Kristal Magic High! I hope you enjoy!
