Perster: C'mon down, and buy some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!
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Riku: I like singing!
Nova: I-I like dancing.
Perster: I like trains.
*Insert train running over noise*
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Cile: Either the jacket goes, or I do.
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Nova: Then Perish.
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Gen: Mom omnipotence activated.
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A random Nova has appeared!
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Shado: I remember one time at work I was lazing about, staring soullessly into nothing. Y'know, like all minimum wage workers.
Audience: *Laughter*
Shado: Then this guy came in, and on the way to the counter, he slipped, not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES.
Audience: *More laughter*
Shado: The floor wasn't wet however, the guy was, I asked him why he was soaked, and he told me he tripped and fell into a girls chest.
Audience: *Laughter, again*
Shado: So I smiled at him and asked what any normal person would ask. What was it like. ...He said it smelled like a rotting corpse. I said its not very nice to insult a girl. He looked me in the eyes, got closer, and said:
She is a rotting corpse.
Audience: *Oh wow, more laughter*
Shado: And so I told him he was still lucky to have that happen. That's when he told me he was gay.
Audience: *Laughter as the screen fades to black*
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Aether: Would you look at that, I've been impaled.
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~Kristals and Academies~ My OC Book!
FanfictionWelcome to the wonderful world of Star Island, where you'll meet all sorts of magical people and creatures! This book contains the world of Star Island, home to the Kristal Krew and Kristal Magic High! I hope you enjoy!
