Steamed Bread.

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I know Valentines is very near, but I felt like uploading this, but don't worry, I will upload the Valentine's Special.

Quent: *Rings doorbell*

J: *Opens door*

Quent: Hello again, my star-infused friend.

J: Ah Quent! Good to see you again, take a seat!

Quent: So, what are we eating?

J: Wait a minute. *Walks through door and sees food burning*

OH NO! THE FOOD IS RUINED!

*Looks out of window and sees Cerin Coffee (Cerin->Cafe in Kristuru)*

I know! I'll just buy it at Cerin! The perfect plan!

*Opens window*

Quent: *Opens door a gasps*

J: Oh, uh, Quent! It is... Time to dance! A bit of that, let's do this- *Dances terribly*

Quent: Uhuh, I do believe your "Oven??" is now burning.

J: Oh no, that's steam! From the steamed bread!

Quent: ... *Leaves*

J: Phew. *Goes to Cerin Coffee*

*Bursts through door* As promised, I will put some sandwiches in your mouth.

Quent: But you said Steamed Bread.

J: Haha, NO! It is what I call sandwiches.

Quent: You call sandwiches Steamed Bread?

J: Yes! It is Elemental. *Background darkens dramatically*

Quent: Well, in my home, no-one calls-

J: NO! *Slams table* It is Elemental!

Quent: *Backs away* Okay, very nice.

*Quietly eats sandwich*

Quent: You know, this sandwich tastes like Cerin's.

J: No, I promise you, this is my Steamed Bread.

Quent: Your Steamed Bread?

J: Yes!

Quent: And you call it Steamed Bread, yet the bread is clearly fresh?

J: Ahah, well, uh, you see... Wait?

Quent: Yes, yes...

J: *Goes through door and back*

Very good, I am full of sandwich!

Quent: Well, I am going to- Good Lord, what the hell is that?!

J: ...Aurora Borealis?

Quent: *Gasp* Aurora Borealis?
At this time of Year.
At this time of Month.
At this time of Day.
At this very second.
In this spot on Earth.
Localised entirely within your kitchen?

J: ...Yes?

Quent: May I see it?

J: ...No.

*Quent and J walk outside.*

Nova: GAAAHHHH! A FIRE!

J: NO! IT'S JUST AURORA BOREALIS!

Quent: Well, you are an amateur, but you steam a good bread. *Walks away*

Nova: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY COFFEE!

Quent: *Turns around*

J: *Thumbs up*

Quent: *Ensues walking*

*The house is on fire*

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