Chapter 90 – In Which EXO Take Over My House
Deer Luhan,
…Does this mean I have eleven wing-men or eleven potential backstabbers who might betray me to the public?
Leigh
It was pretty clear neither Sehun nor I knew how to react to actually being caught being intimate, but we were both braced for a sh*tstorm of teasing, especially when the others came skidding up. Luhan was wearing a massive grin and Kai still seemed more preoccupied by my dog, which he was clutching in his arms and laughing at as Railing gave him big slobbery kisses all over his face.
“How did you find us?” Sehun asked wearily.
D.O. shrugged. “I spotted you two sneaking out of the front door on my way back from the toilet and thought I should tell everybody.”
“Yeah, because you do things like leaving secret messages declaring your love on padlocks whenever you and Leigh sneak off together.” Kai forgot about Railing just long enough to give his input.
“We did admittedly lose you for a while in Soho,” said Xiumin, “but then Luhan’s pretty good at stalking people through phone GPS.”
I glared at Luhan, who sent me a wink and mouthed saved your life more than once. It was probably best not to argue.
Chanyeol came up behind Chen and peered over his shoulder. “Did you get any decent shots?
“Caught them in flagrante!” Chen announced proudly in English, waving his camera. “Their very first kiss!”
Baekhyun bounded over and crushed the pair of us into a bear hug. “Sehun, you’re all grown up! You know how to make out!”
Chanyeol was wolf-whistling and Kris joined the hug, paying no attention to my injuries whatsoever. When Xiumin joined too, Sehun started getting concerned for my safety and began elbowing people in the face.
Lay held his hands up to the heavens as if to thank a higher being. “About bloody time!”
Sehun succeeded in flinging our attackers off.
“No it’s not,” he snapped, looking pissed. “Leigh and I kissed in the swimming pool back in Changsha.”
I honestly thought D.O. and Baekhyun were going to kill us.
“You mean you put us through all this elaborate organisation when you were already together?” Baekhyun spluttered. “Oh my God, Sehun, you are dead when Leigh no longer needs you as a crutch—”
Luhan interrupted him with a cackle. “Nope, they weren’t together. Remember how awkward they were being around each other after that day?”
Comprehension dawn across all ten faces before Kris turned to Luhan.
“Hang on a second. You already knew about this?”
Luhan rolled his eyes. “Of course. I only share a room with Sehun and he only tells me all his problems. I caught them all curled up together on the same bunk in the sleeper train, too. Sickeningly cute.”
Forget about D.O. and Baekhyun wanting to kill us. I was pretty sure Sehun would have been just as happy to murder Luhan and feed him to the pelicans as I was at that moment.
Chen’s jaw shut with a clack. “Tell us there are photos and you’re forgiven.”
“My homescreen,” said Luhan smugly, holding up his phone.
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Deer Luhan, With Love
FanfictionA case of dyed pink hair, an argument with la madre, and a freak encounter with an EXO member in the park after being hit in the head by a plate find Leigh Lee on a plane to Seoul the next day, with little recollection of how she got there and EXO's...