Deer Luhan, With Love

52

Chapter 52 – In Which Chen and Lay Join the Dark Side

Deer Luhan,

If any of them even contemplates mentioning a love triangle, there will be murder on my hands, I swear.

But at least I can frame you for it because we look identical.

Leigh

The great thing about an extra six people in the dorm was that the place got tidied up six times as fast, especially since they needed somewhere to sleep.  The not-so-great thing was that it also got messy again six times as fast, especially when four of them decided camping out in the living room with Lay was a definite go.

“I really think it would be nicer to let Leigh have the bedroom to herself,” Suho was insisting for the forty-nineth time when Luhan refused to give up his bed.

“We don’t have spare beds in this place,” Luhan pointed out yet again, “and you’re telling me to ditch one of the only actual beds there is?  That’s irresponsible waste, that is.”

“But she’s a girl and she needs her privacy!  Besides, not that I’m trying to cast aspersions on you or anything, but one guy and one girl and a locked bedroom door—”

“So join us.”  Luhan shrugged.  “I’m sure Leigh won’t mind.”

“Threesomes are always better,” D.O. chipped in as he aimed a punctured basketball at the hoop.  Chanyeol and I broke off our table football battle against Chen and Kai to listen.

Luhan choked.  “Wait, how do you know that?”

“Just what are you trying to suggest?” Suho spluttered.

D.O. lobbed the ball and missed before turning back to them.  “Well, Leigh’s already slept with Sehun and Baekhyun, so it’s not like another guy sleeping on the floor in her room is really going to bother her.”

Suho’s and Luhan’s jaws nearly hit the floor.  Luhan turned to me.

“Wait, Leigh, you never told me about this.”

“Please tell me you used protection,” Suho said weakly.

“D.O.!” I wailed.  “What have I told you about making things seem worse than they actually are?”

“I didn’t sleep sleep with Leigh,” Baekhyun attempted to clarify without looking up from his phone.  “I have absolutely no desire to be castrated.  Prettyfingers, not Unsullied.  Except I actually am unsullied, just not in the Unsullied way of unsullied, and maybe not completely unsullied in a—”

“Stop talking,” Tao advised.

“We shared a bed when I was in hospital,” Baekhyun finished off.  He looked up and frowned.  “Wait, that still sounds wrong, doesn’t it?”

He was greeted by silence.  Luhan was still staring like he’d just walked in on his sister changing or something.

Groaning, I sat down on the floor and whacked my head against the table football table.  Luhan turned an accusing gaze on me.

“And what’s this about you sleeping with Sehun?” he demanded.

“Whoa,” said Chanyeol, taken aback.  “What are you, her super-overprotective big brother or something?”

“Luhan’s been acting like a jealous boyfriend ever since he got back,” Lay said with his usual dazed look.  “You should have heard his reaction over the phone when Chen found her hiding in the closet on Monday.”