Russia: I loved you from the first moment I saw you
America: wish I could say the same
(A/N: get it, cause he's blind?)
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Scarlett: *barking*
America: Scarlett I swear I'm going to have you stitched
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Germany: hey America, what's up?
America: my anxiety
Germany:
America:
Germany:
Germany: oh worm
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Germany: *drops remote on his foot*
Germany: I'm so tired of living
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Canada: ok, and how does that make you feel?
New Zealand: like I wanna cut a bitch
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Australia: *exists*
Sexual identity: ha, not this one
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France: so America, you're not my real son
America: I know? Spain's my mom
France: no honey, like none of us know who your real mom is
Spain: it was a really weird night for all of us, and you just kind of happened at some point
America:
America: guys are you saying you all had some big orgy and none of you know who my really parents are?
UK, sipping tea in corner: that's exactly what they're saying, darling
Finland: Native America was there too
America: wha--
France, fanning herself with hand: ohhhh, yeah...that woman was a wild thing
Sweden: you could say that again, America, New World was a straight up fr--
America: I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS YOU KNOW
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Russia: I really adore America. He's so cute with all the things he does and says
America, tripping into the meeting room half an hour late: sup fuckers I came late cause I didn't give enough fucks to set an alarm and I hate all of you
Russia, sighing dreamily: isn't he great?
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Japan and America: *exists*
Russia and Poland: you touch my boy/girlfriend, and I'll end your bloodline right here and turn your bones into gelatin
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Japan: I love you
Poland, in his head: you are the only good thing in this world and I want to spend the rest of my eternity with you. Everything you do lights up my dark life. Gorgeous, perfect, you're all I need and want
Poland, out loud: no u
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America: Jae, can you please read out my schedule for today?
Jae: no, get fucked
America:
Jae: *whips*
America: this is why I don't fucking let you outside anymore
Jae: and this is why you have no real fucking friends, you crusty ass, bitch ass, no-trust-in-your-own-family headass, blind bitch boy
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Jae: Era is my bestest friend and I would die for her because we are always looking out for each other because we are best friends
Era, looking at a picture of Jae: who?
