A/N: I really like this song, so yeah, this is based off that.
I was originally gonna make this rusame/rusger(or chiname), but I've been doing a lot of those guys, so I changed it to mexcan/canukrI wrote this more like a diary or journal entry, rather than a songfic, so it doesn't have all the lyrics
Haha lots of sexual themes here, yeah. People be cheating
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Ukraine doesn't know
That Canada and me
Do it in my van every Sunday!
He tells her he's in Church, but he doesn't go, still he's on his knees and Ukie doesn't know!
//
Canada gripped tightly the others skin tightly as he could with all the sweat pouring off Mexico's body.
Mexico huffed and panted, still moving as fast he could. Poor Canada tried to keep up, but they both knew how much he loved Mexico's roughness.
Canada's mouth moved around his length, welcoming every one of Mexico's sharp movements.
//
Canada says he's out shopping
But he's on his knees and I'm not stopping
Cause Ukie doesn't know!
So don't tell Ukie, cause Ukie doesn't know.
//
Mexico held Canada's arms back with one hand, while the other held his hips and pulled Canada's lower body towards him.
Every time, Mexico's own hips snapped forward and met the bare skin of Canada's ass, causing Canada to cry out. Drool ran down the corner of his mouth and Mexico leaned down to press kisses along his shoulder, smiling into the sweating, flushed skin.
He licked his shoulder and bit down.//
I can't believe she's so trusting
While I'm right behind you, thrusting
Canada's got her on the phone, and he's trying not to moan
It's a three way call and she knows nothing
Ukraine doesn't know!
//
"Are you sure you're alright? Your voice is so dry. If you want I can come over, I'll bring you something?"
"Th-thanks, Ukie, but I-I-I don't want you--" Canada pulled away from the phone to let out a small whine, "I don't want you to see me like...this,"
"I'm sure you don't," Mexico snickered while he thrusted.
Canada reached his unoccupied hand behind him to swat at Mexico, who stuck his tongue out and held back a laugh.
"Well, okay. But I'll come by tomorrow, okay?" Ukraine sounded worried.
"That's fine," Canada smiled, before dropping his head into his arms to muffle a low moan.
//
The parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
Her front lawn, in the snow
Laughing so hard, cause...
Ukie doesn't know!
//
"Are you trying to get us caught?!"
"It's okay, she didn't even notice!"
"Mex, I swear, I'm gonna kill you," Canada groaned into his hand.
Mexico had decided that he wanted to have their latest escapade right outside Ukraine's house.
Canada hadn't realized where they were, but he was all for outdoors sex. His sex life with Mexico always seemed much more exciting than when we was with Ukraine. Not to mention, Mexico had been his close friend for a long time, so Mexico understood his "needs" in a way Ukraine couldn't.
But in the midst of it, he saw Ukraine in the window, and realized where they were. He'd demanded Mexico and him leave - much to Mexico's disappointment, I assure you. He kind of wished Ukraine had seen them, so she'd break it off with Canada already - and now here they were, hiding in the neighbors bushes, half naked, half hard, and breathing hard in cold air.
//
I did him on her birthday
Ukraine doesn't know
Ukraine's gonna know
Gonna tell her myself
She doesn't know, but she's gotta know
She gonna know
//
Ukraine smiled up at Canada, who looked nervous. Mexico smirked, as he knew what was coming.
"Ukraine, uh, I uhh...I...want to break up."
That beaming smile froze on her face, making it look forced, and Mexico had to restrain himself from laughing in her face.
"...What?"
"I'm sorry, Ukie...Ukraine. I just don't really, uh, feel that way about you. I like you, but! Not. Not like that. Uh, I'm sorry, Uki-Ukraine."
"W-why? Did I do something?"
"More like you didn't do much," Mexico butted in, giving a wicked grin.
Ukraine looked at him and frowned, "I'm not sure why it's any of your business."
"Oh, believe me," Mexico snaked an arm around Canada's waist, "it's plenty my business."
Ukraine gaped at him, and looked back at Canada in disbelief. She kept switching between looking at either of them with her mouth gaping open.
"Y-you two...are...?"
Mexico's grin widened, and he looked condescendingly at her.
"Eso es correcto, bebé."
"Mexico, please, go over there."
Mexico raised his hands in surrender and walked away, leaving Canada to break Ukraine's heart.