Narrator: Okay, cross that idea.
Tan Yan: Isn't it suppose to be potato that idea?
Chenoa: No no no. it's supposed to be kill that idea.
Random person: It's scratch that idea.
Chenoa: Shut up smartass! It's kill.
Tan Yan: Potato!!!
Raphaela: Crazy people. *Walks away*
Narrator: Okay, anyway stuff that idea. Zoey doesn't have an alchoholic mum and a dead dad. Zoey is a normal girl living in a normal house on a normal street with normal parents and a normal brother.
Chenoa: *Scoffs* No one's like that. In this world, there are crazy people like Raphaela, messed up people like me and weird potato people like Tan Yan.
Tan Yan: Potatoooo!!!!
Raph: I'm not crazy.
Narrator: Can I continue?
Raph: Not until Chenoa admits that I'm not crazy.
Chenoa: *skips around the room* crazy crazy crazy crazy over waffles, crazy over Toby, crazy over crazy, downright cray cray!
Raph: Ahhhh!!!!! *Runs at Chenoa*
Chenoa: What did I tell you about crazy? Crazy crazy crazy. * Runs out the door*
Tan Yan: Narrator, continue the potato.
Narrator: Zoey isn't actually normal.
Chenoa: * Runs back in* Ha! I'm right! * Runs out again*
Narrator: She has 1 blue eye and 1 brown eye, but none of her family members have blue eyes.
Raph: *runs in* Where is that girl?! * Runs out*
Narrator: And it's not colour contacts. Trust me, I tried to take it out but she screamed at me to stop trying to pole her eye.
Raph: Why am I chasing Chenoa again?
Chenoa: *Walks into room* Why was I running from Raph again?
Tan Yan: Because you guys are potato holes.
Narrator: Zoey is very protective of her brother. I onced decided to see how far she would go to protect her brother so I pushed him. And she slapped me... Hard.
Raph: Who's Zoey?
Zoey: I am.
Raph: Ahh! Her eyes! ohmygod.
Chenoa: *hides behind Raph* I want my mummy.
Raph: Dude, why do you get to hide behind me? You're older. You be braver. * Hides behind Tan Yan*
Tan Yan: Hi Zoey. I'm potato.
Zoey: Hi Potato. * Looks at Raph and Chenoa.*
Raph: She's looking at me.
Chenoa: Maybe we should run.
Raph: On the count of 3.
Chenoa: 1...2...3..
Raph: RUN!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
