-Back with Raph and Adele-
Raph: I just got a watsapp from Tan Yan and she says that the three of them went to NZ. I can't tell if it's true or not.Adele: The pandas are so cute! *Stares at pandas*
Raph: Oh, it's true. There's pictures of their plane tickets.
Adele: Here, panda, panda. come here. *Sticks hand into enclosure*
Raph: *looks up from phone* Adele, don't do that.
Adele: Ok, mummy.
Raph: What the fuck?! I'm not your mummy, gurl!
Adele: *Holds Raph's hand* Mummy, I want to pet the pandas.
Raph: *Takes her hand back and uses a lot of hand sanitizer* Umm... you can go into the enclosure.
-Back with Anya, Chenoa and Tan Yan-
-When they reach NZ-
Chenoa: You did book places for us to stay right?
Anya: Course I did. But...
Chenoa: What? What did you do?
Anya: Well, we need someone to drive us to our location.
Tan Yan: Get a taxi, then.
Anya: I booked a rental car and I've put Chenoa as the driver.
Chenoa: What the hell, Anya?! Do I look like I have a drivers license?
Anya: *Sticks a fake drivers license with Chenoa's name on it in Chenoa's hands* Now you do.
Chenoa: You're serious?
Anya: Yup!
Chenoa: If I crash, it will not be my fault.
Anya: Anything you say! I got a speaker for your pathetic ipod and i'm riding shotgun.
Tan Yan: (sarcastically) Oh boy. I'm going to enjoy this.
-Back with Raph and Adele-
Raph: Adele, I take it back. Don't go into the enclosure.
Adele: Why, mama?
Raph: Just don't go- oh for god's sake. Adele, come to mama.
Adele: Okay, mama. *Climbs out of enclosure and hugs Raph*
Raph: *gags*
Adele: *Still hugging Raph* I'm hungry mama. I want to eat burgers.
Raph: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!! *Runs away from Adele and gets on a private plane heading for NZ* This is peace! *Blasts "Don't you dare forget the sun" Just chill, Raph, chill.
Air stewardess: Miss, are you talking to yourself?
-Back with Tan Yan, Anya and Chenoa
Chenoa: *Drives car* I think I'm getting the hang of it. *car swerves*
Tan Yan: Uh-huh. Eyes on the road, C, eyes on the road.
Anya: Turn left, go straight, turn right, u-turn, through the forest, turn left and it should be on the left.
Chenoa: I did not get anything except that it should be on the left. *Looks left and sees a small cafe.* Yup, it is. I'm dying for a-
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Don't worry, random peeps who are reading this, there will be more drama(in my opinion) in the next chapter cause like, it involves a guy. So, u better read the next chapter or i will stab you with not a knife or spoon but a dagger. ~Chenoa
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Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
